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Full points to the guy for helping his son, but... :D

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A 72-year-old man has agreed to become a sperm donor for his own "grandchild".

The anonymous man wishes to donate his sperm to his son and daughter-in-law who have yet been unable to conceive a child through IVF.


Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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Is it incest if you have sex with your daughter-in-law?


As an aside, I saw a headline in the Science/Nature section that said, "Broads area 'damaged by neglect'" and it got me wondering...do boobies shrivel up if not fondled regularly?




My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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I Am My Own Grandpa by Moe Jaffe

Many many years ago when I
was twenty three,
I got married to a widow who
was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.

To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy,
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.

For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother.

Father's wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter's son.

My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She's my grandmother, too.

If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.

For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!
What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

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