livendive 8 #26 October 11, 2007 Here's hopes you find a willing, short contortionist with kinky inclinations who wants to help you celebrate your birthday. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #27 October 11, 2007 Happy Birthday, buddy!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #28 October 11, 2007 'ave a good one. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheStepchild 0 #29 October 11, 2007 Happy Birthday, Turtle!! Mmmuah! Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #30 October 11, 2007 HBTY, HBTY, HBD TURTLE...[/GREEN] HBTY!![/RED] ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #31 October 11, 2007 Are you awake??/ Can you function this morning? Hope you had a great day!DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #32 October 11, 2007 Happy birthday, Turtle! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #33 October 11, 2007 Thank you guys. I only want two things for my birthday.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #34 October 11, 2007 Quote Thank you guys. Here, allow me to make that more sexually and politically correct for you. Not to mention adding a Texas flare to it! Thanks y'all! Quote I only want two things for my birthday. May I ask what those two things might be? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brittentay 0 #35 October 11, 2007 who wants to take a bet that one of them is boobies?!?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #36 October 11, 2007 Happy fucking birthday asshole. I'll get laid for you tonight. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #37 October 11, 2007 But...but...but...there are two boobies on every person. He said he only wanted two things. Wouldn't that be wasting a wish? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #38 October 11, 2007 Quote Happy fucking birthday asshole. I'll get laid for you tonight. I think Everyone should get laid for me tonight - And if you can't get laid, at least get a little head for me! If you can't do THAT. . . then do as the Sunshine would say and Smack One Off! I think I deserve it.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #39 October 11, 2007 I THINK THAT'S A [BLUE]GREAT[/BLUE] IDEA!!! [/B]Everybody SHOULD have a little sex for [GREEN]Turtle[/GREEN]. He deserves it. [EVIL]Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #40 October 11, 2007 Happy Birthday! Do I get cake now?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #41 October 11, 2007 Have a happy day, Clint! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #42 October 11, 2007 happy birthday!“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #43 October 11, 2007 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #44 October 11, 2007 Quote then do as the Sunshine would say and Smack One Off! And send you pics? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clownburner 0 #45 October 12, 2007 In honor of your birthday, I'll try to get my girlfriend to scream your name the next time we have sex. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #46 October 12, 2007 Happy Birthday Clint. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #47 October 12, 2007 Happy b-day Turtle. I have an Idea. Why dont you fly out here and we have a Turtles Birthday Boogie this weekend at the Farm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #48 October 12, 2007 Quote Thank you guys. I only want two things for my birthday. Now turtle....you already have seen parts of me that most haven't......there isn't a whole lot more I can do for you. On another note...you have seen parts of doc that most haven't seen. I hope I was the highlight of the night....that is.....if you can remember. Doc doesn't seem too....although I am finding he doesn't remember most of LP after approx 4pm.DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #49 October 12, 2007 I was sooooo going to f'k with you tonight while you were having sushi tonight...and Nina was experiencing her first experience with raw fish...but hell..I decided to be "nice"[email] _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #50 October 12, 2007 Quote Quote then do as the Sunshine would say and Smack One Off! And send you pics? Is there a mailing list? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
