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How do you make a gay guy go straight?

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Every gay person I have ever known was as thoroughly gay as I am straight.



So you mean they've only experimented when they were in college..or when they get drunk enough?:D:P


naw, I've never been drunk enough to not be straight, and everyone I ever 'experimented' with in college had a dick. Man THOSE were some great years, huh Streaker?
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I know he's gay, but he doesn't know that I know.



You didn't fall for that, did you? I have a buddy that used to tell girls that the guy they liked was secretly gay, so they would lose hope and he would have a shot with them.


Nope... Didn't fall victim to that one either. :P I did some researching on the gay guy in question... He knows I had a crush on him, but now that I know he's gay... Why would I even chase if I know it ain't going to happen? :| It's not worth my time. BUT, if I knew how to make him straight... :S

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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put the poontang on him!! he's either gonna do some thing about it or not.

or lock him in a closet and make him suck cock for days on end, more than likely he'll be beggin for some snatch by then.............. then, put it on him!!

use one of those pumps too, that way when he sees it will be all big and juicy like a 5lb roast beef samich!!;)

edited to correct spelling of poontang.....ooopss:|

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Nope... Didn't fall victim to that one either. :P I did some researching on the gay guy in question... He knows I had a crush on him, but now that I know he's gay... Why would I even chase if I know it ain't going to happen? :| It's not worth my time. BUT, if I knew how to make him straight... :S



Haven't you ever seen "Sex in the CIty"? Every straight chick needs a gay guy friend to take along shopping, going to fancy parties, etc. You know; All the things that chicks like to do that bore straight guys to tears.:D
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Why would you want to?? There is nothing better for a straight female than a gay best friend!
I don't have mine anymore and I miss him. :(



Yeah, my best gay friend moved to California. [:/] Damn, I miss that boy! We used to have the best time going to dinner and checking out the guys in the restaurant. Or going to the mall to people watch. I can't tell you the last time I went to the mall though. I hate shopping now that he's gone. :|

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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I tried to tell about those 'fuckin' cops! ;)


What were you doin' in that gay bar again?:P




Shopin' for MARINES big fella! :ph34r:


Then why you hangin' out where the sailors go?:P
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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I tried to tell about those 'fuckin' cops! ;)


What were you doin' in that gay bar again?:P




Shopin' for MARINES big fella! :ph34r:


Then why you hangin' out where the sailors go?:P


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I tried to tell about those 'fuckin' cops!

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What were you doin' in that gay bar again?

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Shopin' for MARINES big fella!

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Then why you hangin' out where the sailors go?



This is starting to sound like a village people song.

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I think that's quite impossible!

for me... Men are " the passion fruit"... once you try it... there's no way back!

I love men! guys, you are all great and beautiful on your own way!:)
just wanted to share some love on this beautiful Friday afternoon...while I'm having my lunch in front of my PC at work and wishing I was in some DZ[:/]
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I tried to tell about those 'fuckin' cops! ;)


What were you doin' in that gay bar again?:P




Shopin' for MARINES big fella! :ph34r:


Then why you hangin' out where the sailors go?:P


They're trying to pick up NEW Marines...they're tired of the ones onboard ship!! :P
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
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Are you able to modify genes? If so, you might be able to change someone's sexual orientation.

Then again, maybe you might want to ask him if he wants to be straight.

I know if there was some odd reason you had an inkling to change me from straight to gay, and procedded to try without consulting me, I would be rather pissed. ;)

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Arch? I can arch just fine with my back to the ground.

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I tried to tell about those 'fuckin' cops! ;)


What were you doin' in that gay bar again?:P




Shopin' for MARINES big fella! :ph34r:


Then why you hangin' out where the sailors go?:P


They're trying to pick up NEW Marines...they're tired of the ones onboard ship!! :P


So they're trying to get sailors to switch branches and go in the Corps?:P
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I tried to tell about those 'fuckin' cops! ;)


What were you doin' in that gay bar again?:P




Shopin' for MARINES big fella! :ph34r:


Then why you hangin' out where the sailors go?:P


They're trying to pick up NEW Marines...they're tired of the ones onboard ship!! :P


So they're trying to get sailors to switch branches and go in the Corps?:P


Only the ones that can pass the Mason jar test! >:(:D:P:)
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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I tried to tell about those 'fuckin' cops! ;)


What were you doin' in that gay bar again?:P




Shopin' for MARINES big fella! :ph34r:


Then why you hangin' out where the sailors go?:P


They're trying to pick up NEW Marines...they're tired of the ones onboard ship!! :P


So they're trying to get sailors to switch branches and go in the Corps?:P


Only the ones that can pass the Mason jar test! >:(:D:P:)


You're just jealous cuz our uniforms look the best and the Navy's uniforms just remind people of Cracker Jacks and the Village People.:ph34r::P:D:)
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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You're just jealous cuz our uniforms look the best and the Navy's uniforms just remind people of Cracker Jacks and the Village People.[Sly][Tongue][Laugh][Angelic]



I thought the Navy went back to the Crackerjacks 'cuz y'all needed the bibs? ;):P:D:)
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
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You're just jealous cuz our uniforms look the best and the Navy's uniforms just remind people of Cracker Jacks and the Village People.[Sly][Tongue][Laugh][Angelic]



I thought the Navy went back to the Crackerjacks 'cuz y'all needed the bibs? ;):P:D:)


Ugh mmm ahhhh grrrrr huh...

that's grunt for "Touché":P:D
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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