LisaH 0 #51 October 3, 2007 Quote Aren't they a cute couple. They were until I stole Jack away from him. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redwings 0 #52 October 3, 2007 Payback's gonna be a bitch, babe. Just sayin'. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #53 October 3, 2007 Quote Quote Quote I got her hooked on Jack Daniels over the weekend. ohhhhhh I'm jealous! I dont think I could handle Jack though I didn't think I could either. I quickly discovered he is very easy to get along with. Uh-huh. If he were here right now, I'd make sweet, sweet love to him...-and DAMNED if I'm married! Actually, Joe would totally go for a 3-way with Jack Daniels. We both love him. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #54 October 3, 2007 Quote Quote Aren't they a cute couple. They were until I stole Jack away from him. things to remember when lisa comes to visit....dont pass out or she will still your bottle of jack.....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #55 October 3, 2007 Quote "I've yet to lose a battle with jack. Vodka puts up a good fight and hits me like a freight train, but I've yet to lose that battle either. Jager, on the other hand, I avoid. There have been very few nights when I've consumed Jager and not regretted it." yeah, I stay away from jager, if I don't stuff starts getting really crazy and I don't remember what I did in the morning. I'll keep that in mind... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #56 October 3, 2007 Quote Quote Jack's everyone's best friend! The captain is more of my friend than Jack is You think so now, but as soon as you go to sleep, he tries to steal your booty.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #57 October 3, 2007 Quote True love You told!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #58 October 3, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Aren't they a cute couple. They were until I stole Jack away from him. things to remember when lisa comes to visit....dont pass out or she will still your bottle of jack..... I didn't even pass out! I was smokin' a cigarette and the next thing I knew, there she was...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #59 October 3, 2007 Quote True love That looks like something I would do! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #60 October 4, 2007 Quote Quote True love That looks like something I would do! The question is what's on the list of things you wouldn't do...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #61 October 4, 2007 Quote Quote Quote True love That looks like something I would do! The question is what's on the list of things you wouldn't do... For now getting on a golf cart full of drunk people is something I wouldn't do! And I'm sure there are a few more out there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #62 October 4, 2007 For now getting on a golf cart full of drunk people is something I wouldn't do! And I'm sure there are a few more out there. ___________________________ Is that how you got the wound on your back? I missed the story if you told it.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
upndownshop 0 #63 October 4, 2007 Quote I got her hooked on Jack Daniels over the weekend. Well thats probably the only thing you have to hook her with from what I heard. Rumor is you do not need the 8.5x11 piece of paper advertising your naked 100th! As a matter of fact I think the words "sticky post it notes" came up "shortly" afterwards.See Nick looking for a new Avatar! Dude, I couldnt resist!! Now we are even for you two DDing me at 1am the night you hooked her! Good talking to you though! J Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #64 October 4, 2007 QuoteFor now getting on a golf cart full of drunk people is something I wouldn't do! And I'm sure there are a few more out there. ___________________________ Is that how you got the wound on your back? I missed the story if you told it.Not much of a story, but yes that is how I got injured. Falling off moving golf carts is not fun. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #65 October 4, 2007 Drunk Skydivers + Golf Cart = Bad Idea I can't count the number of injuries from golf cart accidents in the past 4 years _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #66 October 4, 2007 Quote Quote For now getting on a golf cart full of drunk people is something I wouldn't do! And I'm sure there are a few more out there. ___________________________ Is that how you got the wound on your back? I missed the story if you told it. Not much of a story, but yes that is how I got injured. Falling off moving golf carts is not fun. Ouchie. Heal quickly. My only injuries are bruises from falling into a hole. Well, it wasn't really a hole, but kinda. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #67 October 4, 2007 Quote Drunk Skydivers + Golf Cart = Bad Idea I can't count the number of injuries from golf cart accidents in the past 4 years Well use a calculator it may help you outhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #68 October 4, 2007 Quote Drunk Skydivers + Golf Cart = Bad Idea I can't count the number of injuries from golf cart accidents in the past 4 years isnt there that statement from skydivers: "maybe you should pick up golf!?" well, maybe not.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #69 October 4, 2007 Quote Quote Drunk Skydivers + Golf Cart = Bad Idea I can't count the number of injuries from golf cart accidents in the past 4 years Well use a calculator it may help you out ttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #70 October 4, 2007 Quote Quote Drunk Skydivers + Golf Cart = Bad Idea I can't count the number of injuries from golf cart accidents in the past 4 years isnt there that statement from skydivers: "maybe you should pick up golf!?" well, maybe not.. Pssst.... it's bowling, not golf. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #71 October 4, 2007 Quote Quote I got her hooked on Jack Daniels over the weekend. Well thats probably the only thing you have to hook her with from what I heard. Rumor is you do not need the 8.5x11 piece of paper advertising your naked 100th! As a matter of fact I think the words "sticky post it notes" came up "shortly" afterwards.See Nick looking for a new Avatar! Dude, I couldnt resist!! Now we are even for you two DDing me at 1am the night you hooked her! Good talking to you though! J At least I'm not using a piece of 3 hole punch confettiSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redwings 0 #72 October 4, 2007 Quote Well thats probably the only thing you have to hook her with from what I heard. Rumor is you do not need the 8.5x11 piece of paper advertising your naked 100th! As a matter of fact I think the words "sticky post it notes" came up "shortly" afterwards.See Nick looking for a new Avatar! Dude, I couldnt resist!! Now we are even for you two DDing me at 1am the night you hooked her! Good talking to you though! J He DD'ed you, too? Duuuuude, how many people did you call that night? It's funny, that was the night I cheated on Jack with the vodka.Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #73 October 4, 2007 Quote Quote Well thats probably the only thing you have to hook her with from what I heard. Rumor is you do not need the 8.5x11 piece of paper advertising your naked 100th! As a matter of fact I think the words "sticky post it notes" came up "shortly" afterwards.See Nick looking for a new Avatar! Dude, I couldnt resist!! Now we are even for you two DDing me at 1am the night you hooked her! Good talking to you though! J He DD'ed you, too? Duuuuude, how many people did you call that night? It's funny, that was the night I cheated on Jack with the vodka. We went through the address books in our phones.Lisa showed more restraint than I did in calling random people. She actually paid attention to time zones. I didn't care. I was drunk and dialing.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redwings 0 #74 October 4, 2007 Figures. Inconsiderate Kings fans. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #75 October 4, 2007 Quote Figures. Inconsiderate Kings fans. At least I don't drink vodkaSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
