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Farm Quotes - Gotta Love Them

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"I just want it to be known that I started this fire, without fire"

"You two are gonna have a tickle fight aren't you?"

"You are aware that it didn't happen if there is no video? I'll video your tickle fight!"

"The guy that put that log in the fire is a complete idiot!!"
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I wish that I had a quote, when I was introduced to AC I just started laughing



You do though . . .

Location: Bolas' van
Time: 8:45 AM
Background: Bolas tied one on the night before.

Us: Bang Bang Bang - Is anyone in there?
You ok man - we're getting worried.

Bolas: Mumble mumble mumble ,. . .

Us: Dude - it's almost 11 o'clock, load 9 is going up!:):ph34r:

20 minutes later:
Bolas: Fuckin' Shane! Told me it was 11 and that load nine was going up . . . I finally got in line and thought that - hey - it's too f'n cold to be 11 :D:D

Best Part: He never knew I had any part until I fessed up.:D:D:D

QUOTE: If you fall down cuz your drunk and you spill your drink - you shouldn't get another one. - Bolas
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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"You're skinny shrek aren't you?"

"How'd you know that?"

"You're the fat english guy." :ph34r:



So what happened to "You're the fat bastard guy"? :|:D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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QUOTE: If you fall down cuz your drunk and you spill your drink - you shouldn't get another one. - Bolas



I believe it was:
I forgot the cardinal rule: If you fall down and spill your drinks, don't get more!!! And I did this at least twice!!! B|[:/]

I was later corrected and told it was at least four times. :S

More quotes:
"Hey, drink with him, he's 21 today."

The very next night, while talking and holding up to an extremely trashed PsychoBob. "I think you should make that your last drink. I'm not telling you you have to but it'd probably be a good idea." :) Unlike my dumb ass, he listened. :)
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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bolas, what the hell is up with your new avatar?????



Looks like a pornographic depiction to me. :P


Bet your knees hurt - don't they?:D:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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bolas, what the hell is up with your new avatar?????



I forget what he called it, but he told us all about that on Friday night...it's a guy getting a BJ while taking a dump. Disgusting. :S

TURTLE!!!! I'm sorry to hear you got hurt while on the ground and totally sober! I've stepped in that mud puddle before, but just got my feet wet. Hope you heal up quick!!

It was great to see everyone, sorry I missed the party Saturday night. What a great day of jumping though! B|

Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091

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"You're taking too long." said right before I swooped Pyke's girlfriend's initiation from him while he was in mid speech. :ph34r:

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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