ExAFO 0 #1 October 18, 2007 1. Must not be a Sphynx cat. 2. Must not barf in/on my shoes. 3. Must not mind having gonads removed. 4. Must come when called. 5. Must enjoy sitting on my lap. 6. Must hunt and kill mice. 7. Must attack small dogs. 8. Flatulence is undesirable. 9. Claws will be kept by the original owner. 10. All elimination will be in the designated box.Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #2 October 18, 2007 ROFLMAO... that was good.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #3 October 18, 2007 I've got one that meets all of the requirements except number 8. Plus he's never really been around dogs, so I'm not sure about 7. We don't have mice, but my guess is he'd take care of them if we did. BUT, I kind if like him in spite of the flatulence so he's not on the market. Sorry! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,589 #4 October 18, 2007 Until you find the right cat, here's a refrigerator magnet Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnKaLi 0 #5 October 18, 2007 I've got a housecat like that, and she needs a home! However, she does not come when called, only looks at you like you're crazy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #6 October 18, 2007 QuoteUntil you find the right cat, here's a refrigerator magnet Wendy W. THAT IS AWESOME!!! Totally want one!_______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #7 October 18, 2007 I don't think so Quote I enjoy launching persian kittens into vats of molasses with small catapults. Do not give this man a Kitten Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
