Wanted: female

[cocheese 0]

1) Must be over 18 years old.
2) Slightly overweight.
3) Does whatever she wants when she wants.
4) Can't/won't cook.
5) Can't sing or dance.
6) Likes to shop alone with my credit card.
7) Has a gay boyfriend.
8) Has a gay girlfriend.
9) Dad calls you "Princess"
10) Been called a bitch within past few years.

[wmw999 2,595]

Sorry. Only qualified on three of those

Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[cocheese 0]

3 out of 10 ain't bad.

[LisaH 0]

I only qualified for three as well.

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[faulknerwn 38]

I could do the first 6! Send your credit card to .....

[d_squared431 0]

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1) Must be over 18 years old.
2) Slightly overweight.
3) Does whatever she wants when she wants.
4) Can't/won't cook.
5) Can't sing or dance.
6) Likes to shop alone with my credit card.
7) Has a gay boyfriend.
8) Has a gay girlfriend.
9) Dad calls you "Princess"
10) Been called a bitch within past few years.

I um.... made four on you list....

TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

[cocheese 0]

So far, you're the best.

[LisaH 0]

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I could do the first 6! Send your credit card to .....

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[mamajumps 0]

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1) Must be over 18 years old.
2) Slightly overweight.
3) Does whatever she wants when she wants.
4) Can't/won't cook.
5) Can't sing or dance.
6) Likes to shop alone with my credit card.
7) Has a gay boyfriend.
8) Has a gay girlfriend.
9) Dad calls you "Princess"
10)Been called a bitch within past few years.

5 here....

[cocheese 0]

I knew this was going to be tough to decide.

[ladyskydiver 0]

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1) Must be over 18 years old.
2) Slightly overweight.
3) Does whatever she wants when she wants.
4) Can't/won't cook.
5) Can't sing or dance.
6) Likes to shop alone with my credit card.
7) Has a gay boyfriend.
8) Has a gay girlfriend.
9) Dad calls you "Princess"
10) Been called a bitch within past few years.

Only qualify on 3..might be 4..not completely sure on the bitch thing as it's never been said to my face.

hmmm....on 2nd thought, you didn't say if it had to be said to an individual's face so I'm sure that I've been called a bitch behind my back so I qualify on 4.

edited to add: Dad alternates between princess and peanut.

Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

[cocheese 0]

I'm sure your Dad knows a Princess when he sees one. Oh and the peanut thing is because he thinks you're nuts for jumping out of planes.

[Squeak 17]

why not just simplify it,
Must have slight pulse

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[ryoder 1,590]

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why not just simplify it,
Must have slight pulse

And:
- Must be able to pass test proving female genetics.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[Squeak 17]

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why not just simplify it,
Must have slight pulse

And:
- Must be able to pass test proving female genetics.

I dont think he is THAT fussy

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[ryoder 1,590]

Maybe you should think outside the box:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0805564/

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[ryoder 1,590]

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why not just simplify it,
Must have slight pulse

And:
- Must be able to pass test proving female genetics.

I dont think he is THAT fussy

Well I am. ...after that little incident a few years ago.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[turtlespeed 226]

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why not just simplify it,
Must have slight pulse

And:
- Must be able to pass test proving female genetics.

I dont think he is THAT fussy

Well I am. ...after that little incident a few years ago.

I heard he was supposed to be a very pretty guy . . . it's not your fault.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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why not just simplify it,
Must have slight pulse

And:
- Must be able to pass test proving female genetics.

I dont think he is THAT fussy

Well I am. ...after that little incident a few years ago.

Your not the only one... last St Patty's while we were all out, a man-woman started hitting on one of our TM's... it had man hands and an adams apple, but other than that was pretty.... we were about to fall out from laughing, our TM even got its number, poor TM was too drunk to know the difference.....

[ryoder 1,590]

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Your not the only one... last St Patty's while we were all out, a man-woman started hitting on one of our TM's... it had man hands and an adams apple, but other than that was pretty.... we were about to fall out from laughing, our TM even got its number, poor TM was too drunk to know the difference.....

I was at a night-club one evening with my moron ex-roommate. He was checking out an attractive, tall brunette, and trying to down enough drinks to ask her to dance. While he was off to a restroom break, a girl I knew sat down to chat. I pointed out the brunette and asked if she knew her. She broke up in laughter:

"That is Danielle; She used to be Daniel!"

It was after much turmoil I decided to warn my roommate. To this day I wish I could re-visit that decision.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[headoverheels 334]

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1) Must be over 18 years old.
2) Slightly overweight.
3) Does whatever she wants when she wants.
4) Can't/won't cook.
5) Can't sing or dance.
6) Likes to shop alone with my credit card.
7) Has a gay boyfriend.
8) Has a gay girlfriend.
9) Dad calls you "Princess"
10) Been called a bitch within past few years.

7 of 10

[ladydyver 0]

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1) Must be over 18 years old.
2) Slightly overweight.
3) Does whatever she wants when she wants.
4) Can't/won't cook.
5) Can't sing or dance.
6) Likes to shop alone with my credit card.


9) Dad calls you "Princess"
10) Been called a bitch within past few years.

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I don't know if this is a good or a bad sign....I managed to hit 8 of them

DPH # 2
"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc!

[kbordson 8]

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1) Must be over 18 years old.
2) Slightly overweight.
3) Does whatever she wants when she wants.
4) Can't/won't cook.
5) Can't sing or dance.
6) Likes to shop alone with my credit card. (uuuhg..... don't like shopping and if I have to, I have my own money)
7) Has a gay male friend.
8) Has a gay girlfriend. (well.... she hasn't admitted it .... yet)
9) Dad calls you "Princess" (HELL NO!)
10) Been called a bitch within past few years. (try it. I dare you.)

6 of 10.....

[Orchid 0]

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1) Must be over 18 years old.
2) Slightly overweight.
3) Does whatever she wants when she wants.
4) Can't/won't cook.
5) Can't sing or dance.
6) Likes to shop alone with my credit card.
7) Has a gay boyfriend.
8) Has a gay girlfriend.
9) Dad calls you "Princess"
10) Been called a bitch within past few years.

Ohhh sorry, 1 & 10....so not qualify! Good luck to you Cocheese!

"Love is doing small things with great love."

Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492

[SarahC07 0]

4 out of 10.. sorry