2fat2fly 0 #1 October 23, 2007 Southern California fire officials are trying to track down the subject suspect of starting this recent wave of wildfires. Investigators say that unlike the arson fires of 2005, this year’s conflagrations appear to be accidental. At a press conference held yesterday evening in the glow of the fires, a Forestry Department spokesman said that alerts have been issued for a ‘person of interest’. “We have been informed through our tip line that a subject known as ‘Airtwardo’ recently arrived in Southern California and could very well be our ignition source.” Officials are having trouble cornering this Airtwardo because, “according to our information, Airtwardo is only a nickname or moniker. The subject’s real name was in a dead language that was lost centuries ago.” Local officials stressed that this “Airtwardo” is not wanted on criminal charges. “We don’t want to arrest the subject since there was no malice or intent in the fires.” Professors at UCLA surmise that the fires are friction started. “Due to the advanced age and general decrepitness of the “Airtwardo” subject, we feel that his bones have actually become fossilized and as they rub together at the joints you have something very close to a flint type sparking action.I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #2 October 23, 2007 ouch "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #3 October 23, 2007 Quote ouch seconded... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #4 October 23, 2007 Well, he shouldn't have sent me this the other dayI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainbo 0 #5 October 23, 2007 Sources have confirmed that Airtwardo was involved in the latest rash of fires. During interviews investigators were overcome high highly flammable gases that eminated from the subject and had to postpone the completion of the interview while they received medical attention. Scientist are now trying to reconstruct the exact sequence of events, tying the joint created sparks with the gaseous explusions. Local fire officials are now saying that they are lucky to have gotten off as lightly as they did considering the possible outcome of such a fuel-air style exsplosive that this combination of ingredients emulates.Rainbo TheSpeedTriple - Speed is everything "Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
