GaryRay 0 #101 October 24, 2007 2 jews walk into a bar. They buy it!. i know cheesy but thats what the title wants.JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #102 October 24, 2007 A friend of Stevie Wonder bought him a cheese grater for Christmas. A few weeks later the chap met up with the star again and asked him what he thought of the present. "Man! "That was the most violent book I've ever read!" (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katinka 0 #103 October 24, 2007 how long is a chinaman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #104 October 24, 2007 How Long is a chinaman.>> and is married to Mrs Long (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #105 October 24, 2007 Two hydrogen atoms are out for a walk. First one stops, looks around, and says, "Darn, I lost my Electron" Second one says, "are you sure?" First, "Yep, I'm positive" ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #106 October 24, 2007 Q: What is the definition of "blind spot" ? A: It's what Dick and Jane do with a sharp stick. I think you have to be at least 40 to understand that one. Q: What did the 3 legged dog say when he walked into the saloon? A: I'm looking for the man who shot my paw. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
