boinky 0 #1 October 25, 2007 Can someone really eat 100 Krystals in 8 minutes? And does anyone really care if they do? Obviously, they do. The Krystal Square Off IV is scheduled for Sunday, October 28'th. And ESPN will be broadcasting it live. QuoteBoth Chestnut and Bertoletti are expected to shatter Kobayashi's world record of 97 Krystals on Sunday and surpass the once inconceivable "100 Krystals in eight minutes" barrier. For those of you poor souls who don't know what a Krystal is... A Krystal hamburger is a very thin piece of square beef on a square bun. Added to that is mustard, chopped onions and pickle. They're wonderful! Even better when the bun is a tad bit moist from warming on the grill. (I think I'm in Krystal heaven now). And for you northerners....Yes....it's a lot like a White Castle. And for everyone...No...those things in the freezer department of your grocery store are NOT a suitable replacement! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #2 October 25, 2007 A Krystal hamburger is a very thin piece of square beef on a square bun. QuoteIs that anything like an In 'n Out burger? When I was in California this month, I saw one of those restaurants and just HAD to eat there because of all of the hearty recommendations here on the Bonfire. It turns out the 'burger' was kinda like a piece of bacon in that it was extremely thin and crunchy. I was left feeling like 'where's the beef'? I definitely should have had a double meat burger.What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #3 October 25, 2007 I'm sure that Japanese hot dog eating champion could chow down 100 Krystals in less time than 100 hotdogs... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites boinky 0 #4 October 25, 2007 I've never had an "In `n Out" burger. But no, Krystal hamburgers aren't normally crunchy. They are very thin though.Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites boinky 0 #5 October 25, 2007 Patrick Bertoletti already beat the record of Japanese champion, Takeru Kobayashi, in a live contest in Las Vegas. Chestnutt and Bertoletti are expected to shatter the Kobayashi's record of 97. Actually, it seems that the Japanese Krystal champion won't be attending the final competition. Something about "continued jaw pain." Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites piratemike 0 #6 October 25, 2007 100 "krystals" that's 16,000 calories of burger, 1.5 pounds of fat! 0.66 pounds of saturated fat. yikes! I imaging that there is going to be some purging after that event. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #7 October 25, 2007 Man card violation bro. This is your one warning. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Esquilax 0 #8 October 25, 2007 Quote100 "krystals" that's 16,000 calories of burger, 1.5 pounds of fat! 0.66 pounds of saturated fat. yikes! I imaging that there is going to be some purging after that event. ...Not to mention a serious case of mud-butt...Ostriches and rheas are the only birds that urinate and defecate separately. They read Parachutist while doing #2. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Peej 0 #9 October 26, 2007 Quote Man card violation bro. This is your one warning. Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
BillyVance 35 #3 October 25, 2007 I'm sure that Japanese hot dog eating champion could chow down 100 Krystals in less time than 100 hotdogs... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #4 October 25, 2007 I've never had an "In `n Out" burger. But no, Krystal hamburgers aren't normally crunchy. They are very thin though.Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #5 October 25, 2007 Patrick Bertoletti already beat the record of Japanese champion, Takeru Kobayashi, in a live contest in Las Vegas. Chestnutt and Bertoletti are expected to shatter the Kobayashi's record of 97. Actually, it seems that the Japanese Krystal champion won't be attending the final competition. Something about "continued jaw pain." Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piratemike 0 #6 October 25, 2007 100 "krystals" that's 16,000 calories of burger, 1.5 pounds of fat! 0.66 pounds of saturated fat. yikes! I imaging that there is going to be some purging after that event. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #7 October 25, 2007 Man card violation bro. This is your one warning. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Esquilax 0 #8 October 25, 2007 Quote100 "krystals" that's 16,000 calories of burger, 1.5 pounds of fat! 0.66 pounds of saturated fat. yikes! I imaging that there is going to be some purging after that event. ...Not to mention a serious case of mud-butt...Ostriches and rheas are the only birds that urinate and defecate separately. They read Parachutist while doing #2. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #9 October 26, 2007 Quote Man card violation bro. This is your one warning. Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
