Sticks and Stones May Break my Bones but Words...

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will sometimes piss me off, too.

I was warned about this (pardon my french) bitch but I didn't get it until now...

I LOVE the husband--friend of Billy's. Shows up at our house all the time unannounced. Cracks me up. (I tolerate very few people who show up w/out warning.)

The wife is like a ghost. You hear about her. There are sightings. There are stories. But few people see her.

So, late (LATE! I'm a morning person, bitch! ) the other night they both show up unannounced. This was the first I'd seen her in--gosh--a year?

She's tipsy. She's called my dog a name--BND. I've never heard that acronym. And she told me what it meant.

It's wrong on SO many levels.

Fucking bitch.

I forgive and forget pretty easily. But I doubt there'll be enough encounters with the ghost in the future to ever make up for that.

And she was doggin' on her husband the whole time she was over! Who does that?

Trash.

And I'll go ahead and be a bitch and state for the record that at least I'm WAY cooler than she.

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wtf is BND?

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And I'll go ahead and be a bitch and state for the record that at least I'm WAY cooler than she.

Yeah because cool people always identify themselves as cool

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Usually dont they do it in the mirror?

Car, you'd be cool if you told me WTF BND means.

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This is where ( hot dz.commer) comes in and says: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.

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That reminds me of a funny commercial. Where the guys says, "'The man' never has to say he's 'the man'. So, if someone says 'I'm the man', they couldn't be."



I LOVE that commercial.

For the record, I was going to say something else, but decided it sounded WAY too pompous. So, I said "cool" instead.

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This is where ( hot dz.commer) comes in and says: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.

You think billvon is hot?

Wow. Learn something new every day.

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This is where ( hot dz.commer) comes in and says: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.

Speak for yourself.
Chain do nothing for me.

Oh and Remmie . . . I bet you were thinking of him, right?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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Big Nosed Dog??

You're killing me! What does it stand for?

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While, I don't care for the bitch for calling him that, it was really meant to be more of a funny post.

Like I really give a shit what she thinks of my dog.

Her dog is a tool.

I don't even need an acronym.

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Ok Carrie, you're cool.

I Hope she doesn't mind that I post this but the chick called her dog a Basic N* dog.

A very odd breed that I must not have heard of.

I would've have invited the asshole to see the outside world.

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While, I don't care for the bitch for calling him that, it was really meant to be more of a funny post.

Like I really give a shit what she thinks of my dog.

Her dog is a tool.

I don't even need an acronym.

Your Dog is a Big N Dog?
I'm confuseded

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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Here's Cruz.

He's spoiled rotten.

Sleeps in bed. (I don't allow him to start this way, but somehow always wake up with Billy's arm around me and mine around the dog.)

Gets walks & a run daily.

Goes to daycare to play all day on Fridays--sometimes Saturdays when we want to play just us.

Has food & water out all the time.

Gets Greenies & snacks frequently.

Likes to eat socks.

Plays with cats.

Has a big backyard to go ape in.

Gets bunches of kisses all the time.

Has a big shnooter.

Wouldn't you love to be a BND, too???

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I'll bet the dog just sat graciously and politely and kept his opinion of her to himself.

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I literally gasped when I saw the pictures of the dog. They're so cute!

Maybe you should get them to help you prepare for the the special "hunch punch" the next time she comes over.

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The funny thing is she liked Cruz(er).

But then she started talking gibberish. Something about male dogs and how they always lick their peters.

Fucking A. If you could, wouldn't you?

I'm just saying.

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I just don't get it. I thought your dog would be black.
The pictures that I thought I saw of your dog in the past must not have been yours. I must've confused it.


Did she say that because that's the kind of dog N*'s would have?

That's such a weird comment.

I thought she might have been trying to be funny that is was an all black dog. (which still isn't funny)

I don't think I would have let her continue her dumb thoughts in my house.

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Fucking A. If you could, wouldn't you?

I'm just saying.

I'm sure if you ask billy you can do it to his.

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The funny thing is she liked Cruz(er).

But then she started talking gibberish. Something about male dogs and how they always lick their peters.

Fucking A. If you could, wouldn't you?

I'm just saying.

Only in private. Not in front of everyone.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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I would. Use to be able to when I was younger, but enough of that...

I got the BND, but then a few minutes later before opening the pics, I thought it might be a rottweiler or pit bull, due to the publicity of late with Vicks, etc.

That doggie looks like something out of a "boy and his dog" journey movie. I would name him Scrappy!

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I think she said it b/c he's a mutt and has unclipped ears & tail (his tail is SO long.)

Her dog is a rescue, though, too (from the Humane Society). And I kid, but I do love her dog. We try to steal her away and take her to dog park when we go. But, her dog is so effing scared of dog park. Her dog has no fun, ever. But, her dog is not in a cage and has two kids that play with her and regular feedings so...

But, still.

Walk you effing dog. Take her to dog park!

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Am I just dense here?

Has anyone answered what BND means?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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that sucks. It's sad when people get a dog for the sake of owning a dog.

It's a lot of work and if youtreat tem well they'll return the favor.

(None of those wierd comments JD)

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Only in private. Not in front of everyone.

It would be liberating, though, wouldn't it?

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YES. I posted it above. go read.

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