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I f&^$ing HATE statistics!!!!

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You need to do a better job of quantifying that. What percentage of the time do you truely hate statistics? What percentage of the time does statistics just make you uncomfortable? What percentage of the time does statistics not impact your life.
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Don't worry, like your kid always said, "you'll never use it again" [linz whispers under her breath]"Better learn this shit now[/linz whispers under her breath].

:D:D:D

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I took all of the statistics courses before calculators and computers. Although it took several legal pads to work through ANOVA’s, MANOVA’s, factor analyses and meta-analyses, I think that working through problems by hand helped keep me aware of exactly what was happening throughout the process. You might want to try T tests and other analyses by hand before moving to calculators. It is time consuming, but you might understand the processes better. It’s kind of like learning to become altitude aware and judge fall rates before using dytters and protracks. If not, just get real familiar with keystroke processes on your calculator. There are great tutorials on line. Check the web sites of your calculator manufacturer and/or computer programs. If those don’t work, check web sites of high school geeks. They really have it down and they love to share information.

As far as 78% of statistics being made up…you tell me the results you want and I can derive a research design and formula to prove it.

Mark Twain popularized a summary hierarchy of lies attributed to Benjamin Disraeli: "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."

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girl,

I have a bachelor's in stats. If this is a stats class at a JC, then it would be a piece of cake for me.

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I took all of the statistics courses before calculators and computers. Although it took several legal pads to work through ANOVA’s, MANOVA’s, factor analyses and meta-analyses, I think that working through problems by hand helped keep me aware of exactly what was happening throughout the process. You might want to try T tests and other analyses by hand before moving to calculators. It is time consuming, but you might understand the processes better. It’s kind of like learning to become altitude aware and judge fall rates before using dytters and protracks. If not, just get real familiar with keystroke processes on your calculator. There are great tutorials on line. Check the web sites of your calculator manufacturer and/or computer programs. If those don’t work, check web sites of high school geeks. They really have it down and they love to share information.

As far as 78% of statistics being made up…you tell me the results you want and I can derive a research design and formula to prove it.

Mark Twain popularized a summary hierarchy of lies attributed to Benjamin Disraeli: "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."




Mmmmm.....ANOVA tables....

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I'm sitting here writing this freakin' 12-14 page history paper.



12-14 pages were assigned? That's sadistic. I'm on my fourth history class and haven't had to do more than 4 pages on any paper.

But of course I can't stop at just four pages... mine end up being 6-10...

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I will be freaking ecstatic when this semester is over and I never ever EVER have to take another fucking math class.



Ha! I'm just the opposite. I'm sitting here writing this freakin' 12-14 page history paper. I'm now about half way through, and the only thing that is keeping me going is knowing that if I finish this class it should be the last essay-writing class I'll ever have to take. (I actually enjoy history; I just don't like writing papers.)



I'm great at history, and at writing history papers... never gotten anything worse than a B+ on any of them. What's your topic??
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12-14 pages were assigned? That's sadistic.



Yes, it is sadistic. So it's surprising that I don't like it. :P

It's an online class, so our grade consists of a midterm paper and a final paper, each 12-14 pages long and each worth 30% of our grade. But we get to choose four different topics for each, so it's more like writing four shorter papers at once. And we don't have to do the MLA or APA citation crap for these.

Then we have to do one formal research paper (at least five pages), which is also worth 30%. The other 10% is from discussion questions, which is similar to posting in Speaker's Corner except that people aren't acting like assholes since their grade depends on it.

I prefer math and science classes (mostly science), but I'm only in College Algebra right now, so I might change my mind when I get to the harder classes. But algebra is like working puzzles, so I find it to be sort of fun.

Writing papers sucks ass though, and I don't like it because the grades are subjective rather than there being a clear right or wrong answer.

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Writing papers sucks ass though, and I don't like it because the grades are subjective rather than there being a clear right or wrong answer.



After doing a "writers workshop" or three in comp classes, I can't imagine how much it must suck to have to grade papers. If your teachers are anything like mine, as long as you can use the spelling and grammar check on your word processing program and write decent paragraphs, you're golden. :ph34r:

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What's your topic??



Well, it's a mixture of topics, but combining how they all relate to each other: the Protestant Reformation, Scientific Revolution, the Enlightenment, the Columbian Exchange, colonization of the Americas, the Catholic Church, capitalism and mercantilism, the African slave trade, and the Industrial Revolution.

It's all interesting stuff. I just don't like writing papers, though I usually get good grades on them anyway.

I used to find it helpful to get rather intoxicated while writing these silly papers... until that one political science paper that I wrote and turned in while extremely drunk (also an online class)... The topic was gay marriage, and I somehow managed to work in the facts that Clinton got a blowjob and that Catholic priests molest little boys. :S:D:|

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I used to find it helpful to get rather intoxicated while writing these silly papers... until that one political science paper that I wrote and turned in while extremely drunk (also an online class)... The topic was gay marriage, and I somehow managed to work in the facts that Clinton got a blowjob and that Catholic priests molest little boys. :S:D:|



I'm sure THAT was the most interesting paper for the teacher to read! :D:D:D
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After doing a "writers workshop" or three in comp classes, I can't imagine how much it must suck to have to grade papers. If your teachers are anything like mine, as long as you can use the spelling and grammar check on your word processing program and write decent paragraphs, you're golden. :ph34r:



Well see, that's one of the reasons I hate writing them. I feel like I have to put a lot of effort into it, and I'm thinking that they're probably not even reading it. (Except for that poli sci teacher; he definitely read that paper. :D) Hmm, maybe I should go back to writing them while drunk... as long as I have time to read them again while sober before turning them in. :$

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I used to find it helpful to get rather intoxicated while writing these silly papers... until that one political science paper that I wrote and turned in while extremely drunk (also an online class)... The topic was gay marriage, and I somehow managed to work in the facts that Clinton got a blowjob and that Catholic priests molest little boys. :S:D:|



I'm sure THAT was the most interesting paper for the teacher to read! :D:D:D


Perhaps, but he did NOT have anything nice to say about it. :ph34r:

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I'm really sorry. B| I hated history classes.... I like history but I hate reading all the shit. I made a B & a C in the two I took. On the other hand, I loved and aced 9 hours of stat. Please don't hurt me.

Like someone mentioned before, either it clicks or it doesn't... the only tip I have for you is to recognize patterns. When we learned confidence intervals I had to reread one paragraph in my book like 5 times before I went.... Ohhhh, ok I get it.

Best of luck.

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Yes, it is sadistic. So it's surprising that I don't like it.



Bawaahaaaa! :P


I love business school. Most profs say dont write more then 2 pages. Heck, some say they'll stop reading after 2! lol
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