Who wants to paint their nuts gold?

[chaoskitty 0]

Who sent me this text last night?

"Should I spraypaint my nuts gold and post it online?"

So they didn't specify that they should post on dz.com.. but I'm just taking a wild guess its one of you...

And the answer is.. yes of course, but only if you shave your nutsack first. I dont think that gold wirey hairs would look as nice as a smooth sack.

I feel like this is a question for the Ask Sunshine thread...

[CSpenceFLY 1]

I think you are looking for this.

http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3001256;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread

[BillyVance 35]

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Who sent me this text last night?

"Should I spraypaint my nuts gold and post it online?"

So they didn't specify that they should post on dz.com.. but I'm just taking a wild guess its one of you...

And the answer is.. yes of course, but only if you shave your nutsack first. I dont think that gold wirey hairs would look as nice as a smooth sack.

I feel like this is a question for the Ask Sunshine thread...

Funny, I got that question texted to me as well. I told him he was nuts...

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[CSpenceFLY 1]

Now he might be golden.

[chaoskitty 0]

Ohhh well thats what I get for not reading EVERY thread in the bonfire.

BTW that thread is useless without pics!

[ladydyver 0]

Maybe it is a good thing he doesn't have my number -

We told him he needed to post pics and then there was the statement that he was "at work and the paint was at home."

DPH # 2
"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc!

[LisaH 0]

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Maybe it is a good thing he doesn't have my number -

We told him he needed to post pics and then there was the statement that he was "at work and the paint was at home."

I'm sure he's home now. Hmmm.....chicken.

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[simplyputsi 0]

I have some gold spray paint at home.

Ladies start the bidding!!!!

Skymama's #2 stalker -

[ladydyver 0]

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I have some gold spray paint at home.

Ladies start the bidding!!!!

But now the question is.....will shave before you paint?

DPH # 2
"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc!

[simplyputsi 0]

That is a debate.

Trim might be the way to go

Skymama's #2 stalker -

[BIGUN 1,485]

No shit, you can only get so close to the boys with a razor.

Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

[masterrig 1]

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Ohhh well thats what I get for not reading EVERY thread in the bonfire.

BTW that thread is useless without pics!

That's right! The oldstory... No pics... it didn't happen!
What I wanna know is why, would anyone in their right mind want to do that? Watching too many Bond movies?


Chuck

[gonzalesna 1]

I'll shave my nuts and paint them gold for jump tickets.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[TrophyHusband 0]

you know it wasn't me because i would have just done it without asking. plus i don't know you so i don't have your number.

"Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama
www.kjandmegan.com

[popsjumper 2]

The probability that it was me is low...very, very low.

Maybe, just maybe, you will get to see gold nutz at SDA Saturday night. Just ask. Paul will accomodate you, I'm sure.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[SpeedRacer 1]

Here ya go:

Speed Racer
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[chaoskitty 0]

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Here ya go:

Nice! Looks like they were dipped in chocolate first... yummy!