0
newbloomer

Inappropriate wierd dreams

Recommended Posts

Last night I had a really weird and inappropriate dream that I had sex with my doctor! WTF Yuck! It was not good. But how weird is that? Of all the people. If only I could choose!
Who is the most inappropriate person you have had sex with in a dream?
"not all grief is bad grief, just ask Charlie Brown"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Last night I had a really weird and inappropriate dream that I had sex with my doctor! WTF Yuck! It was not good. But how weird is that? Of all the people. If only I could choose!
Who is the most inappropriate person you have had sex with in a dream?



You know, that's not always a bad thing. :P

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I used to have a young guy working for me who was the nicest, most conservative, straight-arrow guy you could ever meet. He was devoted family man with a wife and two little kids. One morning he came up to me when no one else was in ear-shot, with a stunned look on his face:

"Bob, you know that blood-pressure medication the doctor put me on last week? And how he warmed me one of the side-effects was 'vivid dreams'? Well...I woke up this morning...and looked at my wife....and...and...I felt guilty!!!"

:D

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Do you happen to remember the prescription???
;)



IIRC, my response was something like:

"So what did you do then? Take another tablet and go back to sleep? BTW, do you have any extra?":D

It seems like the prescription may have been "Inderal", or something like that.
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Quote

Last night I had a really weird and inappropriate dream that I had sex with my doctor! WTF Yuck! It was not good. But how weird is that? Of all the people. If only I could choose!
Who is the most inappropriate person you have had sex with in a dream?



You know, that's not always a bad thing. :P


Spoken like a true physician!:P
DPH # 2
"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

What happens in my dreams stays in my dreams.:|;)



ditto!!! :):):)


CReW SKies,
bubbles
"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone
"The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote)
"The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Quote

Quote

Last night I had a really weird and inappropriate dream that I had sex with my doctor! WTF Yuck! It was not good. But how weird is that? Of all the people. If only I could choose!
Who is the most inappropriate person you have had sex with in a dream?



You know, that's not always a bad thing. :P


Spoken like a true physician!:P


I've never dated a patient....

However, a psych patient's mother one time was across town at her son's psych office and saw a cute med student and actually said "I know this cute doctor you should go out with"
It turned out that the student knew one of my friends.

It was so completely freaking random and hilarious that after that we had to go out at least once, and then ended up dating for about 4 months.

I swear I need to write a book called "You can't make this this up"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Quote

Quote

Quote

Last night I had a really weird and inappropriate dream that I had sex with my doctor! WTF Yuck! It was not good. But how weird is that? Of all the people. If only I could choose!
Who is the most inappropriate person you have had sex with in a dream?



You know, that's not always a bad thing. :P


Spoken like a true physician!:P


I've never dated a patient....

However, a psych patient's mother one time was across town at her son's psych office and saw a cute med student and actually said "I know this cute doctor you should go out with"
It turned out that the student knew one of my friends.

It was so completely freaking random and hilarious that after that we had to go out at least once, and then ended up dating for about 4 months.

I swear I need to write a book called "You can't make this this up"


After working in the ER for so long there is so many "interesting" patients with "interesting" complaints.......I am sure a novel could be written about it.:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:
DPH # 2
"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Last night I had a really weird and inappropriate dream that I had sex with my doctor! WTF Yuck!

Quote



Better than your veterinarian! ;)



My vet is HOT!! But, I would never consider having sex with him or his patients... Not even in my wildest dreams! B|

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Quote

Last night I had a really weird and inappropriate dream that I had sex with my doctor! WTF Yuck!

Quote



Better than your veterinarian! ;)



doggie style


Do you like it wuff?B|
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

0