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I hate old people.



So you're saying you hate yourself? :|:ph34r:



I dont like deaf people much either ;)


I'm telling George! :|:D


...dont matter. He sold his gear and quit jumping.


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I hate old people.



So you're saying you hate yourself? :|:ph34r:



I dont like deaf people much either ;)


I'm telling George! :|:D


...dont matter. He sold his gear and quit jumping.


Whaaaa??? Shit... [:/]
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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What else is on the list?



Primordial ooze and the maiden voyage of an Ark.
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Mrs. 'Twardo's boobies?



Which Mrs. 'Twardo? The first one was turned into a pillar of salt.[:/]


I thought that salt tasted funny... Remind me not to use any of the seasonings at Twardo's place ever again.[:/]

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Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Mrs. 'Twardo's boobies?



Which Mrs. 'Twardo? The first one was turned into a pillar of salt.[:/]


I thought that salt tasted funny... Remind me not to use any of the seasonings at Twardo's place ever again.[:/]

:D


You're a Jarhead...I gave ya SALT PETER! :P










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Mrs. 'Twardo's boobies?



Which Mrs. 'Twardo? The first one was turned into a pillar of salt.[:/]


I thought that salt tasted funny... Remind me not to use any of the seasonings at Twardo's place ever again.[:/]

:D


You're a Jarhead...I gave ya SALT PETER! :P


I don't get it...[:/]
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Mrs. 'Twardo's boobies?

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Which Mrs. 'Twardo? The first one was turned into a pillar of salt.

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I thought that salt tasted funny... Remind me not to use any of the seasonings at Twardo's place ever again.



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You're a Jarhead...I gave ya SALT PETER!

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I don't get it...



Neither do I. As my grandfather used to say; "The mind is the first to go and the penis is the last".:P



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Mrs. 'Twardo's boobies?

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Which Mrs. 'Twardo? The first one was turned into a pillar of salt.

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I thought that salt tasted funny... Remind me not to use any of the seasonings at Twardo's place ever again.



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You're a Jarhead...I gave ya SALT PETER!

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I don't get it...



Neither do I. As my grandfather used to say; "The mind is the first to go and the penis is the last".:P


I'm only 23 though.[:/]
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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