JeepDiver 0 #1 November 7, 2007 Ovulating strippers make bigger tips Strippers looking to shake their moneymakers most profitably may need only swing to the beat of their menstrual cycles. In a revealing study, University of New Mexico researchers (three altruistic guys) recruited 18 subjects (scantily clad women dancers) to log their work shifts, earnings and menstrual cycles (phone numbers, too?) on a Web site for two months, or about 5,300 lap dances. The naked truth: participants scored $335 per five-hour shift while ovulating compared with $260 per shift during the luteal phase after ovulation and $185 while menstruating. The dancers' scientifically gyrating pelvises provided the first direct evidence for human estrus—the equivalent of a baboon's bright red rump—the group reported in Evolution & Human Behavior. (Evol. Hum. Behav.) http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?articleID=9668695D-E7F2-99DF-342C3B954158E8E2&chanID=sa026 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #2 November 7, 2007 Like opening a billyvance thread, I regret every second I spent in this one. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #3 November 7, 2007 Quote Like opening a billyvance thread, I regret every second I spent in this one. That right there is sig line gold. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #4 November 7, 2007 Quote Quote Like opening a billyvance thread, I regret every second I spent in this one. That right there is sig line gold. I'm willing to donate it... for a price.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #5 November 7, 2007 I'm willing to donate it... for a price. Quote Getting a lotta use outta that G E D ain't ya! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #6 November 7, 2007 Quote I'm willing to donate it... for a price. Quote Getting a lotta use outta that G E D ain't ya! Good catch! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #7 November 7, 2007 Quote I'm willing to donate it... for a price. Quote Getting a lotta use outta that G E D ain't ya! [surfer voice]No, dude, not a ged, I was thinking more like he could buy beer. [/surfer voice]Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #8 November 7, 2007 Quote Quote I'm willing to donate it... for a price. Quote Getting a lotta use outta that G E D ain't ya! [surfer voice]No, dude, not a ged, I was thinking more like he could buy beer. [/surfer voice] Ever hear the one about...."removing any doubt?" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #9 November 7, 2007 Quote Quote Quote I'm willing to donate it... for a price. Quote Getting a lotta use outta that G E D ain't ya! [surfer voice]No, dude, not a ged, I was thinking more like he could buy beer. [/surfer voice] Ever hear the one about...."removing any doubt?" Why do they keep moving it?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #10 November 7, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote I'm willing to donate it... for a price. Quote Getting a lotta use outta that G E D ain't ya! [surfer voice]No, dude, not a ged, I was thinking more like he could buy beer. [/surfer voice] Ever hear the one about...."removing any doubt?" Why do they keep moving it? Here...I found it 4ya~! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #11 November 7, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I'm willing to donate it... for a price. Quote Getting a lotta use outta that G E D ain't ya! [surfer voice]No, dude, not a ged, I was thinking more like he could buy beer. [/surfer voice] Ever hear the one about...."removing any doubt?" Why do they keep moving it? Here...I found it 4ya~! How'd you know I quit again?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #12 November 7, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I'm willing to donate it... for a price. Quote Getting a lotta use outta that G E D ain't ya! [surfer voice]No, dude, not a ged, I was thinking more like he could buy beer. [/surfer voice] Ever hear the one about...."removing any doubt?" Why do they keep moving it? Here...I found it 4ya~! How'd you know I quit again? Marlboro stock went down 20 points! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #13 November 7, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I'm willing to donate it... for a price. Quote Getting a lotta use outta that G E D ain't ya! [surfer voice]No, dude, not a ged, I was thinking more like he could buy beer. [/surfer voice] Ever hear the one about...."removing any doubt?" Why do they keep moving it? Here...I found it 4ya~! How'd you know I quit again? Marlboro stock went down 20 points! *PHEW!!!* Glad I sold before I quit.wait, didn't you quit? no way you're blaming it all on me... you're guilty for at least half of that.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #14 November 7, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I'm willing to donate it... for a price. Quote Getting a lotta use outta that G E D ain't ya! [surfer voice]No, dude, not a ged, I was thinking more like he could buy beer. [/surfer voice] Ever hear the one about...."removing any doubt?" Why do they keep moving it? Here...I found it 4ya~! How'd you know I quit again? Marlboro stock went down 20 points! *PHEW!!!* Glad I sold before I quit.wait, didn't you quit? no way you're blaming it all on me... you're guilty for at least half of that. ...yeah, and THEN some! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #15 November 7, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I'm willing to donate it... for a price. Quote Getting a lotta use outta that G E D ain't ya! [surfer voice]No, dude, not a ged, I was thinking more like he could buy beer. [/surfer voice] Ever hear the one about...."removing any doubt?" Why do they keep moving it? Here...I found it 4ya~! How'd you know I quit again? Marlboro stock went down 20 points! *PHEW!!!* Glad I sold before I quit.wait, didn't you quit? no way you're blaming it all on me... you're guilty for at least half of that. ...yeah, and THEN some! You un-quit, didn't you?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #16 November 7, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I'm willing to donate it... for a price. Quote Getting a lotta use outta that G E D ain't ya! [surfer voice]No, dude, not a ged, I was thinking more like he could buy beer. [/surfer voice] Ever hear the one about...."removing any doubt?" Why do they keep moving it? Here...I found it 4ya~! How'd you know I quit again? Marlboro stock went down 20 points! *PHEW!!!* Glad I sold before I quit.wait, didn't you quit? no way you're blaming it all on me... you're guilty for at least half of that. ...yeah, and THEN some! You un-quit, didn't you? NOPE....Mr. Grumpy is still 'clean'Just ask my my honey, she's about ready to ENCOURAGE me to start again! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #17 November 7, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I'm willing to donate it... for a price. Quote Getting a lotta use outta that G E D ain't ya! [surfer voice]No, dude, not a ged, I was thinking more like he could buy beer. [/surfer voice] Ever hear the one about...."removing any doubt?" Why do they keep moving it? Here...I found it 4ya~! How'd you know I quit again? Marlboro stock went down 20 points! *PHEW!!!* Glad I sold before I quit.wait, didn't you quit? no way you're blaming it all on me... you're guilty for at least half of that. ...yeah, and THEN some! You un-quit, didn't you? NOPE....Mr. Grumpy is still 'clean'Just ask my my honey, she's about ready to ENCOURAGE me to start again! By now, I'd figure she's just about wore out those whips, chains and that ball gag on you.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #18 November 7, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I'm willing to donate it... for a price. Quote Getting a lotta use outta that G E D ain't ya! [surfer voice]No, dude, not a ged, I was thinking more like he could buy beer. [/surfer voice] Ever hear the one about...."removing any doubt?" Why do they keep moving it? Here...I found it 4ya~! How'd you know I quit again? Marlboro stock went down 20 points! *PHEW!!!* Glad I sold before I quit.wait, didn't you quit? no way you're blaming it all on me... you're guilty for at least half of that. ...yeah, and THEN some! You un-quit, didn't you? NOPE....Mr. Grumpy is still 'clean'Just ask my my honey, she's about ready to ENCOURAGE me to start again! By now, I'd figure she's just about wore out those whips, chains and that ball gag on you. I just buy more... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #19 November 7, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I'm willing to donate it... for a price. Quote Getting a lotta use outta that G E D ain't ya! [surfer voice]No, dude, not a ged, I was thinking more like he could buy beer. [/surfer voice] Ever hear the one about...."removing any doubt?" Why do they keep moving it? Here...I found it 4ya~! How'd you know I quit again? Marlboro stock went down 20 points! *PHEW!!!* Glad I sold before I quit.wait, didn't you quit? no way you're blaming it all on me... you're guilty for at least half of that. ...yeah, and THEN some! You un-quit, didn't you? NOPE....Mr. Grumpy is still 'clean'Just ask my my honey, she's about ready to ENCOURAGE me to start again! By now, I'd figure she's just about wore out those whips, chains and that ball gag on you. I just buy more... She lets you out?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
