turtlespeed 226 #1 November 7, 2007 . . . I was thinking about getting back in the market for a wife or two . . . SO, if you are interested in being married to Turtle, list your name below and we'll discuss it at length here in the public forums. (Kinda like a "Who's going to [random Boogie] list) I wonder if there should be a prize for the winner.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #2 November 7, 2007 Ok I'll bite, but only on these conditions.... I maintain the checking acct, you just make the deposits. I am allowed as many play toys as I want, male and female. I don't cuddle And love to be showered with compliments... so you game? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 November 7, 2007 And here is part of the problem . . . I said make a list . . . Starts like this > Might Consider it: MammajumpsI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #4 November 7, 2007 Quote Ok I'll bite, but only on these conditions.... I maintain the checking acct, you just make the deposits. I am allowed as many play toys as I want, male and female. I don't cuddle And love to be showered with compliments... so you game? He won't deposit much into the account... it all goes to his skydiving account. However, he DOES have a magnificent dental plan.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #5 November 7, 2007 Quote And here is part of the problem . . . I said make a list . . . Starts like this > Might Consider it: Mammajumps You know me enough to know that I deliberatly dont follow directions.... in hopes for a reward.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #6 November 7, 2007 ***I was thinking about getting back in the market for a wife or two Quote If it flies, fucks or floats it's cheaper to rent. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #7 November 7, 2007 Quote ***I was thinking about getting back in the market for a wife or two Quote If it flies, fucks or floats it's cheaper to rent. Do you count Rosie Palmer in that estimate?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #8 November 7, 2007 When did I give you permission to get another wife????Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 November 7, 2007 Quote When did I give you permission to get another wife???? When you opted out of taking care of the marital responsibilities when i was back in GA last weekend.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #10 November 7, 2007 You can put me on the list. I can keep you well supplied with Crown every time I see you. Oh wait a minute... I already do that. I suppose there is no reason to marry me then. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #11 November 7, 2007 Whenever I have considered marriage, I have always just used the shortcut: I find a woman I hate and give her half my stuff. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #12 November 7, 2007 Quote Whenever I have considered marriage, I have always just used the shortcut: I find a woman I hate and give her half my stuff. Can I have that for my sig line?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #13 November 7, 2007 Quote Quote When did I give you permission to get another wife???? When you opted out of taking care of the marital responsibilities when i was back in GA last weekend. Whadaya mean...you got your ribs busted didn't ya!? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #14 November 7, 2007 Quote You can put me on the list. I can keep you well supplied with Crown every time I see you. Oh wait a minute... I already do that. I suppose there is no reason to marry me then. But I love you!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 November 7, 2007 That was 3 weeks before . . . I was going back for round two.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #16 November 7, 2007 Quote That was 3 weeks before . . . I was going back for round two. I'm pullin' for ya champ...stick & MOVE ! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #17 November 7, 2007 Quote Quote Whenever I have considered marriage, I have always just used the shortcut: I find a woman I hate and give her half my stuff. Can I have that for my sig line? Go ahead, but I think I originally heard that from Sam Kinison, so you might want to give him the credit."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 November 7, 2007 Quote Might Consider it: Mammajumps JENNR8R I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #19 November 7, 2007 Quote. . . I was thinking about getting back in the market for a wife or two . . . Have you considered an inter-species marriage ? That might be your best bet. Plus you wouldn't have to worry about all the 'monogamous' expectations. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #20 November 7, 2007 ***Do you count Rosie Palmer in that estimate? Quote I quit paying her because she keeps falling asleep on me. That's the ultimate rejection. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #21 November 7, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Whenever I have considered marriage, I have always just used the shortcut: I find a woman I hate and give her half my stuff. Can I have that for my sig line? Go ahead, but I think I originally heard that from Sam Kinison, so you might want to give him the credit. Are you admitting to plagerism? I'll call the feds, damnit! I'll call 'em!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #22 November 7, 2007 Quote Quote You can put me on the list. I can keep you well supplied with Crown every time I see you. Oh wait a minute... I already do that. I suppose there is no reason to marry me then. But I love you! Oh well then... that's different! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #23 November 7, 2007 Quote ***Do you count Rosie Palmer in that estimate? Quote I quit paying her because she keeps falling asleep on me. That's the ultimate rejection. I think I just pee'd a little! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #24 November 7, 2007 Quote Quote ***Do you count Rosie Palmer in that estimate? Quote I quit paying her because she keeps falling asleep on me. That's the ultimate rejection. I think I just pee'd a little! Try the pads with wings . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #25 November 7, 2007 Quote Quote Quote ***Do you count Rosie Palmer in that estimate? Quote I quit paying her because she keeps falling asleep on me. That's the ultimate rejection. I think I just pee'd a little! Try the pads with wings . . . Do they come with an optional sunroof?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
