BillyVance 35 #1 November 8, 2007 The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's traffic school. YIKES! Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate. Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car? A: Always wear a condom. Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? A: Your car. Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too shit-faced to find your keys. Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color. Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics. Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons. Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? A: It would be tough to be a dickhead all day long."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #2 November 8, 2007 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mrJKB1MtHk"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #3 November 8, 2007 No captions! Not cool! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #4 November 8, 2007 Quote No captions! Not cool! Oh, hell! Forgot about that. I just tried to find a copy of the script, but w/o success."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #5 November 8, 2007 Quote Quote No captions! Not cool! Oh, hell! Forgot about that. I just tried to find a copy of the script, but w/o success. Don't kill yourself over it, the striking hollywood writers may have burned them. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JeffD 0 #6 November 8, 2007 First 4 minutes are typical wrong answers to the information sheet. Weight: Well now this is a relative question. If I were in space I would be weightless... Etc etc. Starting at 4:09 when he sits down to take the written test. Psssssssst What does a yellow light mean? Slow down. Ok........ What does a yellow light mean? SLOW DOWN. OK!......What does a yellow light mean? What does a yellow light mean? Oh for crying out loud! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
