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Got to the office and lookie what I found - all for doing a survey on the website that this came from.

Fine print - visible up to 500 meters.

Granted it's only 5 milliwats - but - hey - free is free.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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What is it? Some kind of telescope?



I'm guessing laser; Telescopes don't have milliwatt ratings. Probably for mounting on the back the the turtle-shell, similar to a shark.
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What is it? Some kind of telescope?



I'm guessing laser; Telescopes don't have milliwatt ratings. Probably for mounting on the back the the turtle-shell, similar to a shark.


Does anybody think that having a laser in Turtle's hands is a bad thing? :S:P
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Well, shining a laser (with finger quotes) on a cop in Texas is illegal due to laser sites on weapons. So turtle will probably only have it long enough to only shoot one camp fire.
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Well, shining a laser (with finger quotes) on a cop in Texas is illegal due to laser sites on weapons. So turtle will probably only have it long enough to only shoot one camp fire.



That's not the good one - same color - And I wouldn't EVER point it at a cop in uniform.
Because -
1) that one is strong enough to damage your eyes permanently
2) I don't want to get shot.

the 95 MW one I have actually hurts if you shine it on your skin.:P
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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the 95 MW one I have actually hurts if you shine it on your skin.:P



I take it you actually tried it on yourself? That takes guts, or stupidity! :D
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the 95 MW one I have actually hurts if you shine it on your skin.:P



I take it you actually tried it on yourself? That takes guts, or stupidity! :D


He's too much of a coward to do that :P:):D


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the 95 MW one I have actually hurts if you shine it on your skin.:P



I take it you actually tried it on yourself? That takes guts, or stupidity! :D


Just because it said it would irritate the skin.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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the 95 MW one I have actually hurts if you shine it on your skin.:P



I take it you actually tried it on yourself? That takes guts, or stupidity! :D


Just because it said it would irritate the skin.


Hell, I could do that with a magnifying glass and some sun! :D
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Well, shining a laser (with finger quotes) on a cop in Texas is illegal due to laser sites on weapons. So turtle will probably only have it long enough to only shoot one camp fire.




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH YEA!!!!!!!!! One camp fire only!!!!!!!!!!

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others mean and rueful of the western dream"

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Well, shining a laser (with finger quotes) on a cop in Texas is illegal due to laser sites on weapons. So turtle will probably only have it long enough to only shoot one camp fire.




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH YEA!!!!!!!!! One camp fire only!!!!!!!!!!


What?:)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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the 95 MW one I have actually hurts if you shine it on your skin.:P



I take it you actually tried it on yourself? That takes guts, or stupidity! :D


Just because it said it would irritate the skin.


I would certainly image a 95 megawatt laser would irritate the skin.

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the 95 MW one I have actually hurts if you shine it on your skin.:P



I take it you actually tried it on yourself? That takes guts, or stupidity! :D


Just because it said it would irritate the skin.


I would certainly image a 95 megawatt laser would irritate the skin.


Milliwatt - gheeze!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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