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given the position...it HAS to be him!
:P



I thought the baby looked a bit to innocent to be OUR turtle....;)


That wasn't me - i'm MUCH cuter
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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If this was the 'Dear Sunshine' thread, how long would it take for Sunny to kick the living shit out of Gonzalesna?:ph34r:



The inference to time here is misconstrued - The Sunny One would simply send out Chuck Norriss and he would erase all signs of the indiscretion. And it would happen so fast that no trace would be left and it would be like it never happened.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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given the position...it HAS to be him!
:P



I thought the baby looked a bit to innocent to be OUR turtle....;)


That wasn't me - i'm MUCH cuter


Yes Master you are....:|


Now you're gettin' creepy .... sounding like him and all. B|B|


:P;)


I was being funny....:|:D

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Yes Master you are....:|



Now you're gettin' creepy .... sounding like him and all. B|B|


:P;)


I was being funny....:|:D


:D:D:D:D

Note my :P ... so was I.



Dork ... :D:D:ph34r:



Whew ok... good... i was skeered ....:P


You're still a little creepy ... does that make it better??

:D:D:ph34r:
'Shell

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Yes Master you are....:|



Now you're gettin' creepy .... sounding like him and all. B|B|


:P;)


I was being funny....:|:D


:D:D:D:D

Note my :P ... so was I.



Dork ... :D:D:ph34r:



Whew ok... good... i was skeered ....:P


You're still a little creepy ... does that make it better??

:D:D:ph34r:


Creepy in a sexy freaky cool fun kinda way....:P;)

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You're still a little creepy ... does that make it better??

:D:D:ph34r:



Creepy in a sexy freaky cool fun kinda way....:P;)




EXACTLY that way! B|B|





You rock chica! Just got off the phone with turtle, told him we hijcked his thread, he laughed and said o gawd! lol He wanted to know how much trouble we could get him in b4 he got back.... let the fun begin!!!!:D:S:P

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You're still a little creepy ... does that make it better??

:D:D:ph34r:



Creepy in a sexy freaky cool fun kinda way....:P;)




EXACTLY that way! B|B|





You rock chica! Just got off the phone with turtle, told him we hijcked his thread, he laughed and said o gawd! lol He wanted to know how much trouble we could get him in b4 he got back.... let the fun begin!!!!:D:S:P


He can get himself in ENOUGH trouble without our help!

Hey Turtle ... here's my question ... am I wrong??? B|B|
'Shell

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here's my question ... am I wrong???

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Yer a woman ain't ya?! :P



Well, yes I am 'twardo! Thanks for remembering.

Why did I bother asking. I'm a woman. Therefore, I'm right.

And thanks for making that point.











:P:D:D:D





Err. . .Ahh. . . yeah right, that's what I meant! B|










~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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Im I awsome?



I am assuming that is a question like "AM I awesome - and yes - Hippy - we are all awesome in our own ways - you just have most of them covered.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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You're still a little creepy ... does that make it better??

:D:D:ph34r:



Creepy in a sexy freaky cool fun kinda way....:P;)




EXACTLY that way! B|B|





You rock chica! Just got off the phone with turtle, told him we hijcked his thread, he laughed and said o gawd! lol He wanted to know how much trouble we could get him in b4 he got back.... let the fun begin!!!!:D:S:P


He can get himself in ENOUGH trouble without our help!

Hey Turtle ... here's my question ... am I wrong??? B|B|


No mistress.:| Never Mistress.:|
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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. . . Anything . . . He'll give serious answers.



couple of questions>>>
1.) Which do the ladies find more popular....a frenum piercing or a prince albert piercing.

2.) Would a booth set up for free prostate rubs be a big hit at LP and who would you recommend for the job?

3.) Who really should have been a boobie judge at LP?

4.) Where do I fit into all of this?:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:
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"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc!

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