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BillyVance

The Mafia's Ten Commandments

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I found them here: http://news.aol.com/story/_a/the-mafias-ten-commandments-found/20071109092909990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001

But here they are, and the game is to post the appropriate punishment you think fits each commandment if they're broken. ;)

1. No one can present himself directly to another of our friends. There must be a third person to do it.

Punishment?

2. Never look at the wives of your friends.

Punishment?

3. Never be seen with cops.

Punishment?

4. Don't go to pubs and clubs.

Punishment?

5. Always being available for Cosa Nostra is a duty - Even if your wife's about to give birth.

Punishment?

6. Appointments must absolutely be respected.

Punishment?

7. Wives must be treated with respect.

Punishment?

8. When asked for any information, the answer must be the truth.

Punishment?

9. Money cannot be appropriated if it belongs to others or to other families.

Punishment?

10. People who can't be part of Cosa Nostra:
- anyone who has a close relative in the police
- anyone with a two-timing relative in the family
- anyone who behaves badly and doesn't hold to moral values


Well there it is. Be creative with your ideas for punishments... ;)
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Here I was wondering how I'd fit in, and then you got to that bit about no one who behaves badly and doesn't hold to moral values. Great, just great. Now I have no career in the mafia whatsoever.



That goes for about 95% of all skydivers, give or take a percentage or two... ;):D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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