skybytch 273 #26 November 13, 2007 Quote The Grand Dog promptly jumps through the plate glass window. Who's fault? The old lady who should had known better than to say "squirrel". Molly tried to take out a window once too. Stupid landlord should have known better than to come to the house when we weren't home. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #27 November 13, 2007 i live in an appartment block, the entrance door is glass too, behind there's some kind of garden, came walking down the stairs and a CAT sat there.. it was noisy and it must have been painful, but she didnt care.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Esquilax 0 #28 November 13, 2007 Funny how if a cat is hurt, it's funny, but a dog--damn, you'd think someone carved a baby's heart out with a spoon...Ostriches and rheas are the only birds that urinate and defecate separately. They read Parachutist while doing #2. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #29 November 13, 2007 the only one that got hurt was my dog.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Esquilax 0 #30 November 13, 2007 Quote the only one that got hurt was my dog.. Ooops. Sorry, need reading comprehension refresher classes.Ostriches and rheas are the only birds that urinate and defecate separately. They read Parachutist while doing #2. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #31 November 13, 2007 maybe i dont write clear enough!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #32 November 13, 2007 Would you go shit on someone elses post. This is about amusing stories of her dog not your disgust for everyone elses pet. You are annoying. Back on topic. My gf's parents told me the exact same story of the great dane they had when they were younger. Sneak in between them and push her mom out of bed as soon as the alarm went off. Talk about rude awakenings. They said sundays (when the alarm was not set) the dog would not push her out. It's been hell training my dog not to jump on everyone because the PEOPLE AROUND him ALWAYS run and jump up to him so he greets them the same way. He's been getting better though, especially with kids. With Kids its easier to have them hold on for a momnet while I get tucker to sit. once he is in his job position they can pet him.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clownburner 0 #33 November 13, 2007 My dog will go in the backyard to pee and then loiter around. When I open the door to call him in, he'll lift his leg and just stand there as if to say "I'm not finished yet!" He hasn't figured out that i don't fall for this trick. He still tries it.7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #34 November 13, 2007 You don't have a dog Jewels you have an animated fashion accessory You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #35 November 13, 2007 Quote You don't have a dog Jewels you have an animated fashion accessory HEY!!!!!!!!!!! Just because that's true doesn't mean you need to point it out!! TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #36 November 13, 2007 That is funny. My boxers do all kinds of funny things like that as well. When I first got my cat, she was all over the house checking things out and she pretty much became the dog boss within the first day or so.....I was sitting in my chair reading a book and my boxer started freaking out.....growling and barking, then he ran to me and sat down and just starred at me.....I went to look and found the cat curled up and asleep in his food bowl! He was very unhappy with it, but I let her sleep!!!!!!!! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #37 November 13, 2007 Wow! That's sort of the ultimate form of claiming territory! Poor puppy. TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdthomas 0 #38 November 14, 2007 fun story.. My dogs helped change my life. I tease my wife all the time and tell her she domesticated me, but really I think it was the dogs that domesticated me.www.greenboxphotography.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #39 November 14, 2007 Quote My dog is one funny guy. Everytime he goes outside and comes back in when called, he gets a treat. Reinforcing good behavior and all of that. Well, he completely manipulates me for treats, pretends he has to go out, he'll walk down the steps of the house, sniff the air, come back in when I call his name and then run to where the treats are. When I call him out on it and slap his butt (playfully) and say, "You didn't have to pee, you just wanted a treat!" He puts his tail between his legs, laughs (I swear- he can laugh), and runs in a circle - then demands the treat anyways. Dogs are good people. Now he is back whining at the door wanting to earn another treat! Herc does EXACTLY the same thing. I rue the day I started rewarding bodily functions with treats. 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
