Richards 0 #26 November 15, 2007 QuoteSOMEONE is always the first. if a blowfish is not cooked exactly right you'll die. Ever wonder how so many vaccines are created? from people doing odd things. What I never understood was the discovery of honey. Who was the first to walk up to a bee-hive and say " I will rip that open and get stung all to fuck on the off chance that there might be something to eat in there"? My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #27 November 15, 2007 Answer. People watched a Bear do it. I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #28 November 15, 2007 Quote Apparently, I live under a rock. Ironically, this should draw me closer to the general toad population but I *still* never thought about licking one! And that explains why you still haven't found your Prince Charming...Oh wait...that was a frog wasn't it? Never mind."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #29 November 15, 2007 Quote This story reminded of an old LA Law episode. . It reminded me of a family guy episode.It also reminds me of the hypno-toad.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #30 November 15, 2007 Ain't they snappy... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freethefly 6 #31 November 15, 2007 Quote Quote Quote I wanna know what law the cops think this guy was breaking. Beastiality? It's only beastiality if you lick it between the legs"...And once you're gone, you can't come back When you're out of the blue and into the black." Neil Young Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #32 November 15, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote I wanna know what law the cops think this guy was breaking. Beastiality? It's only beastiality if you lick it between the legs Oh yeah...ever smell moth balls??? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jheadley 0 #33 November 15, 2007 Quote It also reminds me of the hypno-toad. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD http://r33b.net/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #34 November 15, 2007 Quote Quote Answer. People watched a Bear do it. If I saw a male bear fight another male bear for the right to breed with a female bear I would not do that. Why get stung to hell until you know for sure that there is something worth eating in there? My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #35 November 15, 2007 Quote Quote Quote *** Quote I wanna know what law the cops think this guy was breaking. Beastiality? It's only beastiality if you lick it between the legs So if I lick a lady from head to toe without actualy going between her legs it would not qualify as sexual relations? My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #36 November 15, 2007 until you know for sure that there is something worth eating in there? You talking the beehive or the female bear? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #37 November 15, 2007 Quote Quote until you know for sure that there is something worth eating in there? You talking the beehive or the female bear? Either My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #38 November 15, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote *** Quote I wanna know what law the cops think this guy was breaking. Beastiality? It's only beastiality if you lick it between the legs So if I lick a lady from head to toe without actualy going between her legs it would not qualify as sexual relations? Well, it definitely wouldnt be bestiality! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #39 November 15, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote *** Quote I wanna know what law the cops think this guy was breaking. Beastiality? It's only beastiality if you lick it between the legs So if I lick a lady from head to toe without actualy going between her legs it would not qualify as sexual relations? Well, it definitely wouldnt be bestiality! Unless Lady is your Golden Retriever.How do you eat a frog? You put one leg over your left ear . . . And one leg over your right ear.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #40 November 15, 2007 Quote Quote Apparently, I live under a rock. Ironically, this should draw me closer to the general toad population but I *still* never thought about licking one! And that explains why you still haven't found your Prince Charming...Oh wait...that was a frog wasn't it? Never mind. Actually, if you're confused about the difference between kissing and licking, it could explain the whole "ex-wife" reference. . . . Anyway, I'll bet the guy who got arrested decided it wasn't such a good idea after all, either. Okay, granted, the court transcript is going to be pretty interesting, but that little lick is going to end up being fairly expensive. TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #41 November 15, 2007 Quote Quote Quote *** Quote Quote *** Quote I wanna know what law the cops think this guy was breaking. Beastiality? It's only beastiality if you lick it between the legs So if I lick a lady from head to toe without actualy going between her legs it would not qualify as sexual relations? Well, it definitely wouldnt be bestiality! Depends on the lady My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #42 November 15, 2007 Oh yeah...ever smell moth balls??? How do you get their little legs apart?Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #43 November 15, 2007 Quote Oh yeah...ever smell moth balls??? How do you get their little legs apart?Chuck You put one leg over your left ear . . . And one leg over your right ear. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #44 November 15, 2007 Quote Quote Oh yeah...ever smell moth balls??? How do you get their little legs apart?Chuck You put one leg over your left ear . . . And one leg over your right ear. You must have a REALLY small head.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #45 November 15, 2007 Quote How do you get their little legs apart? Alcohol My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #46 November 15, 2007 Quote Quote How do you get their little legs apart? Alcohol Or roofiesI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #47 November 15, 2007 Quote Quote Oh yeah...ever smell moth balls??? How do you get their little legs apart?Chuck You put one leg over your left ear . . . And one leg over your right ear. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #48 November 15, 2007 Quote Actually, if you're confused about the difference between kissing and licking, it could explain the whole "ex-wife" reference. . . . Anyway, I'll bet the guy who got arrested decided it wasn't such a good idea after all, either. Okay, granted, the court transcript is going to be pretty interesting, but that little lick is going to end up being fairly expensive. I don't have any ex-wives.I just observed what happened to many acquaintances, and learned from their mistakes.I can sleep so much better now, knowing law enforcement, the judicial system, and my tax dollars, are being wasted on this nonsense."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #49 November 15, 2007 Quote Quote Actually, if you're confused about the difference between kissing and licking, it could explain the whole "ex-wife" reference. . . . Anyway, I'll bet the guy who got arrested decided it wasn't such a good idea after all, either. Okay, granted, the court transcript is going to be pretty interesting, but that little lick is going to end up being fairly expensive. I don't have any ex-wives.I just observed what happened to many acquaintances, and learned from their mistakes.I can sleep so much better now, knowing law enforcement, the judicial system, and my tax dollars, are being wasted on this nonsense. Isn't that verging on some political statement? I smell SC!!Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #50 November 15, 2007 Awesome. The Government regulates "Toad Licking". No wonder the "War on Drugs" is a fucking joke.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
