staceyg 0 #1 November 19, 2007 A 5 year old and his mom (an AFF student) were watching a load take off, and after the plane passed he looked at her and said "the Otter makes my penis rumble". I almost fell over laughing when she told me. Priceless! :-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,486 #2 November 19, 2007 Future skydiverNobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #3 November 19, 2007 When my first daughter was about 5 years old and watching "The Little Mermaid" video, she asked what mermaids were. I said "Half fish, half human." She nodded at this, as if that was the answer she expected, and then sagely said "So that means we would only eat the tail, huh?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #4 November 19, 2007 My son once said....."I hope when I grow up I don't have a wife like you that beats their husband at poker every night" - doc was not impressed but I thought it was hilarious. DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #5 November 19, 2007 Next it will be... "Jets give me wood". Poor kid is hooked for life now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
newbloomer 0 #6 November 19, 2007 I had a co-worker tell me what her little girl said the other night. She came running down stairs in her little night gown complaining about a wedgy "mommy, my butt keeps eating my underwear""not all grief is bad grief, just ask Charlie Brown" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites