livendive 8 #1 November 19, 2007 Discuss..."I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #2 November 19, 2007 Slow day at the office?I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #3 November 19, 2007 Quote Slow day at the office? Well, he can't let cocheese hog all the gutter-minded posts... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drdive 0 #4 November 19, 2007 Muttley farted on big bird once and tried to blame it on Russ and Kyle "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #5 November 19, 2007 Quote Muttley farted on big bird once and tried to blame it on Russ and Kyle Did she inadvertently admit to it by giggling uncontrollably? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheStepchild 0 #6 November 19, 2007 Quote Quote Muttley farted on big bird once and tried to blame it on Russ and Kyle Did she inadvertently admit to it by giggling uncontrollably? Blues, Dave Me?! I love farting on the plane. Everyone always assumes that if the plane stinks it must be Russ or Kyle...no one ever thinks that it might be the little girl sitting in the hole. Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #7 November 19, 2007 Quote I love farting on the plane. Everyone always assumes that if the plane stinks it must be Russ or Kyle...no one ever thinks that it might be the little girl shitting in the hole. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheStepchild 0 #8 November 19, 2007 Quote Quote I love farting on the plane. Everyone always assumes that if the plane stinks it must be Russ or Kyle...no one ever thinks that it might be the little girl shitting in the hole. Blues, Dave ..and now I'm suddenly thinking about D.B. Pooper. Poor Fred, I wonder what he's up to. Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 November 19, 2007 Quote Quote Quote I love farting on the plane. Everyone always assumes that if the plane stinks it must be Russ or Kyle...no one ever thinks that it might be the little girl shitting in the hole. Blues, Dave ..and now I'm suddenly thinking about D.B. Pooper. Poor Fred, I wonder what he's up to. I have a new "Weird Al" satire song "She thinks that Farting's Funny" As opposed to sexy tractors.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drdive 0 #10 November 19, 2007 Did she inadvertently admit to it by giggling uncontrollably? How did you know???"We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 November 20, 2007 Professional Grade Quote Le Pétomane was the stage name of the French professional farter and entertainer Joseph Pujol (June 1, 1857 - 1945). He was famous for his remarkable control of the abdominal muscles, which enabled him to fart at will. Quote Some of the highlights of his stage act involved playing a flute through a rubber tube Quote He could also blow out a candle from several yards away Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #12 November 20, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Muttley farted on big bird once and tried to blame it on Russ and Kyle Did she inadvertently admit to it by giggling uncontrollably? Blues, Dave Me?! I love farting on the plane. Everyone always assumes that if the plane stinks it must be Russ or Kyle...no one ever thinks that it might be the little girl sitting in the hole. I should have known there was a reason you liked it in the hole.....now I know the "whole" story behind it.DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kschilk 0 #13 November 20, 2007 A ten year, $2.6 billion study by the U.S. government has proven that ladies' farts, when observed through thermal imaging....look like popcorn."T'was ever thus." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
