BillyVance 35 #1 November 21, 2007 If all I planned to do was pick up girls. These are beauty pageant contestants. The kicker is, they're all males. Miss Transvestite 2005 pageant. Thanks Shane! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #2 November 21, 2007 So transvestites have not had the "willy removal" surgery right? SO my question is... where is their willy's in those pics? Call me dumb and clueless on this one, but seriously.... yeah, Im confused.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #3 November 21, 2007 Quote So transvestites have not had the "willy removal" surgery right? SO my question is... where is their willy's in those pics? Call me dumb and clueless on this one, but seriously.... yeah, Im confused.... I was wondering about that too... I dunno, but I figure it's got to be painful to shove your own dick back into your ass! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #4 November 21, 2007 I guess when you had that "birds and the bees" discussion, your parents didn't explain the "what if a bee wants to be a bird?" part. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #5 November 21, 2007 Maybe there's some special harness device that tugs everything under, back, and up, if necessary really tightly. "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #6 November 21, 2007 Quote I guess when you had that "birds and the bees" discussion, your parents didn't explain the "what if a bee wants to be a bird?" part. No, I never did have that discussion at all with my parents, let alone about people who want to be a girl when their a man... this is the sheltered part of me that was raised in a box.. so please Bolas, do tell, educate me.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #7 November 21, 2007 duct tape - fixes everythingGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #8 November 21, 2007 Quoteduct tape - fixes everything Used in pageants on boobs too.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonstark 8 #9 November 21, 2007 Quote I guess when you had that "birds and the bees" discussion, your parents didn't explain the "what if a bee wants to be a bird?" part. I haven't had to... We lived in Hollywood for their first 12 years and lots of birdybees lived in the neighborhood. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustChuteMeNow 0 #10 November 21, 2007 Damn you Billy Vance. Now I have to question my sexuality. Those transvestites looked mighty fine. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crotalus01 0 #11 November 21, 2007 Come on now guys...as for wheres the willy, just watch Silence of the Lambs again for a complete visual reference (tuck and stuff). As for picking up girls in Thailand, the hot tip is to look for the adams apple Been to Thailand 5 times and never picked up a Katooey (ladyboy for the Thai-speaking impaired...) As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #12 November 21, 2007 Quote I guess when you had that "birds and the bees" discussion, your parents didn't explain the "what if a bee wants to be a bird?" part. "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #13 November 21, 2007 Quote Damn you Billy Vance. Now I have to question my sexuality. Those transvestites looked mighty fine. Yea, no shit...I like the one in the red! Well, you know, no one will ever know!!!!!!!! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #14 November 22, 2007 I briefly dated a Thai chick years ago. She had married a US serviceman who brought her back to the states, then later divorced him. ...at least I thought she was a chick. Damn you, Billy!Oh wait, she had two little kids. Yeah, I'm pretty sure she was a chick. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyboy6554 3 #15 November 22, 2007 "Take a walk on the wild side!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #16 November 22, 2007 Quote If all I planned to do was pick up girls. These are beauty pageant contestants. The kicker is, they're all males. Miss Transvestite 2005 pageant. Thanks Shane! So admit it, your real fear is that the chick you have a boner for might have a bigger one than you.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
