pilotholder 0 #1 November 26, 2007 Im taking a girl on a date tonight but dont know what to do or where to take her. any suggestions?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 November 26, 2007 You can't go wrong with Chuck E Cheese."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #3 November 26, 2007 For a first date take her to a very remote place. Make sure you talk about your gun collection on the way and how you carry at least one everywhere. Also mention that when things don't go your way you black out from rage. Make a pass at her and you'll be in like Flynn. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #4 November 26, 2007 Quote For a first date take her to a very remote place. Make sure you talk about your gun collection on the way and how you carry at least one everywhere. Also mention that when things don't go your way you black out from rage. Make a pass at her and you'll be in like Flynn. Don't forget to stop by Wal-Mat after you pick her up, buy a shovel, a saw, a matress cover and some duct tape. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #5 November 26, 2007 Leave a big jug of anal lube on the passenger seat for her to move when she gets in the car. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccallj 0 #6 November 26, 2007 If you want to make it last take the first date extremely slowly. Don't try to impress her, just relax and get to know each other. Ask her about herself, people love to talk about themselves. put put is always a winner as are most other things like that. go carts etc...“Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load his shit into a truck.” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #7 November 26, 2007 Well, are you picking her up? Does she live alone? What all is going on? I see you are from La Canada. What is she into? What are YOU into besides skydiving? My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #8 November 26, 2007 Quote Leave a big jug of anal lube on the passenger seat for her to move when she gets in the car. Blues, Dave Along with 10-12 empty bottles of Jack Black on the passenger seat floor...let's her know ya like to have a good time! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccallj 0 #9 November 26, 2007 make sure to free base some cocaine in front of her within the first 30 min of the date.“Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load his shit into a truck.” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #10 November 26, 2007 Quote make sure to free base some cocaine in front of her within the first 30 min of the date. Yeah...break out the rocks and it's love at first light! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #11 November 26, 2007 And take a print out of this thread with you. Not the sarcastic responses, just the first post. It'll let her know you care. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #12 November 26, 2007 Be sure to have a friend call you every couple of minutes and answer the phone Yes mommy, ok mommy sure mommy, I miss you too mommy....skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #13 November 26, 2007 QuoteBe sure to have a friend call you every couple of minutes and answer the phone Yes mommy, ok mommy sure mommy, I miss you too mommy.... And pick her up 1/2 hour late, say ya had a meeting with your parole officer... after the AA meeting. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #14 November 27, 2007 Quote Quote after the AA meeting. I wqould tell tehm i had a meeting before setting a pick up time. OR Meet them in as PUB after a meeting (i have actualy done that ).You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #15 November 27, 2007 Take her the same place you took the boy on your last date.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #16 November 27, 2007 Ask her if she has any really open-minded girlfriends who might like to come along. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #17 November 27, 2007 Practice here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
