Gift Ideas for Young, Energetic, Athletic Types

[skypapa 0]

Specifically individuals that like to try new things.

Any suggestions?

[unformed 0]

Condoms.

This ad space for sale.

[unformed 0]

Clean needles.

This ad space for sale.

[ACMESkydiver 0]

A little sign that reads, "Don't feed the trolls".

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[DeNReN 0]

A Skyride certificate!!!!!!!

Thats what I got you
But I didn't opt for any of the extra's...so it will prob be pretty crappy......sorry

[BillyVance 35]

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A Skyride certificate!!!!!!!

Thats what I got you
But I didn't opt for any of the extra's...so it will prob be pretty crappy......sorry

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[normiss 898]

and still we wonder why the entertainment value of this site has declined????

[Icon134 0]

a bicycle? no wait... an indoor rower... or even better a kayak!!!

ok... I got nuthin...

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

[lawrocket 3]

A cooking class. Honestly - it's somethign that is fun and exciting. When they are done at good places, it's not an insult or anything.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[turtlespeed 226]

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A Skyride certificate!!!!!!!

Thats what I got you
But I didn't opt for any of the extra's...so it will prob be pretty crappy......sorry

Like the pilot chute fee?
I wouldn't pay for one of those.
Not for anyone.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[skymama 37]

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and still we wonder why the entertainment value of this site has declined????

What do you mean? I think it's entertaining to see skypapa keep trying. You guys are tough! It brings a tear to my eye.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[turtlespeed 226]

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and still we wonder why the entertainment value of this site has declined????

What do you mean? I think it's entertaining to see skypapa keep trying. You guys are tough! It brings a tear to my eye.

There's a tear in my beer
'cause I'm cryin' for you,dear
you are on my lonely mind.
Into these last nine beers
I have shed a million tears.
You are on my lonely mind
I'm gonna keep drinkin'
until I'm petrified.
And then maybe these tears
will leave my eyes.
There's a tear in my beer
cause I'm crying' for you dear
You are on my lonely mind.

Last night I walked the floor
and the night before
You are on my lonely mind.
It seems my life is through
and I'm so doggone blue
You are on my lonely mind.
I'm gonna keep drinkin'
till I can't move a toe
and then maybe my heart
won't hurt me so.
There's a tear in my beer
cause I'm cryin' for you dear
You are on my lonely mind.

Lord, I've tried and I've tried
But my tears I can't hide
You are on my lonely mind.
All these blues that I've found
Have really got me down
You are on my lonely mind
I'm gonna keep drinkin'
till I can't even think
Cause in the last week
I ain't slept a wink
There's a tear in my beer
cause I'm crying for you dear
You are on my lonely mind.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Squeak 17]

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and still we wonder why the entertainment value of this site has declined????

It hasn't

You all are pissing and moaning about Skypapa, and serving a Fantasitic service, of entertaining me. If you want them to cease and desist, you are going about it all wrong

But you lot cant help yoursaelves, you have to keep picking at the little scab, never let it heal

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[ladyskydiver 0]

Dance classes.

Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

[peregrinerose 0]

A stuffed lemur.

Sure, I stole that idea from another thread, but I liked it.

Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda

[turtlespeed 226]

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Specifically individuals that like to try new things.

Any suggestions?

Sybian?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[BillyVance 35]

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Specifically individuals that like to try new things.

Any suggestions?

Sybian?

Where do you find that shit??

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[Gene03 0]

Or.... how about an arm hair razor?

“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

[turtlespeed 226]

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Specifically individuals that like to try new things.

Any suggestions?

Sybian?

Where do you find that shit??

I typed in the google bar - new energetic ready to try new things - and then hit the forward bar a few times and - voila!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[normiss 898]

my point exactly.
I even tried to start a thread warning everyone...and yet here we are.
an endless cycle...perpetual motion in order...or disorder as it were.
tch tch tch....
it's even openly condoned no less!

[Squeak 17]

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my point exactly.
I even tried to start a thread warning everyone...and yet here we are.
an endless cycle...perpetual motion in order...or disorder as it were.
tch tch tch....
it's even openly condoned no less!

And those of us you dont actually give a shit sit back and laugh, watching those who do, flail about

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[AggieDave 6]

iPhones, iPods, and possibly a Nintendo Wii. About the best thing you can buy a gift certificate for for around $200-300.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[-Scatter- 0]

I always found cattle prods to be a stimulating present.

[DFWAJG 4]

A skyride ticket.

[popsjumper 2]

A blonde, blue-eyed COED.

Oh wait...that would be for me.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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