jumpjunkie2004 0 #151 August 22, 2006 QuoteBut if the "O" is too intense, I could be bed ridden for many months. Well..maybe you could convince her to stick around and nurse you back to health or hinder your recovery process even more : )Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #152 August 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteDear Walt, I have this slight problem. When I brush my pussy, she seems to drool a bit, so I've taken to brushing her outside on the porch. It's usually quite a commotion and the neighbor might get a bit offended wishing that I not make such a furball mess of it all. The question: Is it more polite to say "Fuck off" or better to take over burnt brownies made with real prunes as an apology? It's far better to try and smooth things over with the neighbors. Send them a nice card that reads, "You are cordially invited to go fuck yourself!" Walt As I agree with the above as a last effort . . . If you are really all that worried about it, invite the offended neibor as well as the rest of the neibors over and have them help you brush your pussy. You might be surprised at the good reaction you get.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #153 August 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteBut if the "O" is too intense, I could be bed ridden for many months. Well..maybe you could convince her to stick around and nurse you back to health or hinder your recovery process even more : ) Why does that sound like a move I have seen before.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #154 August 22, 2006 QuoteQuote IMO...you should let her take care of you. There will be time to care of her later. But if the "O" is too intense, I could be bed ridden for many months. Or, if it is so intense it may just slip that disc right back into place for ya!!!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #155 August 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote IMO...you should let her take care of you. There will be time to care of her later. But if the "O" is too intense, I could be bed ridden for many months. Or, if it is so intense it may just slip that disc right back into place for ya!!!! g Now that is a possibility that I didn't consider. Hmmm -I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #156 August 22, 2006 Dear Walt, If your best friend is having an out of town guest, is it ok to stop by for a surprise visit? Just to make sure she is doing ok? Suffering from post traumatic chaperon disorder, SarahJump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #157 August 22, 2006 QuoteOr, if it is so intense it may just slip that disc right back into place for ya!!!! g I like the way you think : )Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #158 August 22, 2006 QuoteDear Walt, If your best friend is having an out of town guest, is it ok to stop by for a surprise visit? Just to make sure she is doing ok? Suffering from post traumatic chaperon disorder, Sarah Absolutely! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #159 August 22, 2006 Dear Walt, It's so nice that you have offered this service. My 8 year old daughter is out of town for the week. I've decided to rearrange her room while she is away. Is it ok for me to give away all of her old books and toys? Thanks again for helping, SarahJump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #160 August 22, 2006 QuoteDear Walt, It's so nice that you have offered this service. My 8 year old daughter is out of town for the week. I've decided to rearrange her room while she is away. Is it ok for me to give away all of her old books and toys? Thanks again for helping, Sarah Yes. Proper etiquette would suggest that you share them with you friends at the drop zone. While most jumpers are not nearly mature enough to truly digest material designed for 8 year olds, there may be one or two who might be willing to try and rise to the occasion. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #161 August 22, 2006 Saturday is the pajama party - someone could read bedtime stories : )Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #162 August 22, 2006 Dear Walt; F'rinstance, you are at someones house and have to use their bathroom. No, this is not about the lid being up or down. Anyhow, you look in the mirror while you're draining your bladder and notice a huge, inflamed zit on your nose. You go ahead and squeeze it and get gunk, all over the mirror. You can't leave it like that (this is a fancy house) do you use one of those little embroidered towels to clean the mess off the mirror? Thanks in advance for your response. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #163 August 22, 2006 QuoteDear Walt; F'rinstance, you are at someones house and have to use their bathroom. No, this is not about the lid being up or down. Anyhow, you look in the mirror while you're draining your bladder and notice a huge, inflamed zit on your nose. You go ahead and squeeze it and get gunk, all over the mirror. You can't leave it like that (this is a fancy house) do you use one of those little embroidered towels to clean the mess off the mirror? Thanks in advance for your response. Chuck Use either a Kleenex or toilet tissue and flush the evidence! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #164 August 22, 2006 Thanks, Walt. By the way... what the hell are those little towels for, anyhow? I always dry my hands on my Wranglers! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #165 August 22, 2006 QuoteThanks, Walt. By the way... what the hell are those little towels for, anyhow? I always dry my hands on my Wranglers! Chuck The towels are only for decoration--kind of like those little things of soap shaped like sea shells. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #166 August 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteThanks, Walt. By the way... what the hell are those little towels for, anyhow? I always dry my hands on my Wranglers! Chuck The towels are only for decoration--kind of like those little things of soap shaped like sea shells. Walt _______________________________ Oh, O.K.. Thanks! I knew what all the other towels were for but, thos little ones really had me puzzled. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #167 August 22, 2006 QuoteThanks, Walt. By the way... what the hell are those little towels for, anyhow? I always dry my hands on my Wranglers! Chuck Try keeping your hands out of the yellow stream of liquid.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #168 August 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteThanks, Walt. By the way... what the hell are those little towels for, anyhow? I always dry my hands on my Wranglers! Chuck Try keeping your hands out of the yellow stream of liquid. ______________________________ You bet! Growin'-up, I was told... "Don't pee on your fingers!'' edit to add: I could never figure-out why, I was told to wash my hands, afterwards!? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #169 August 23, 2006 Quote You bet! Growin'-up, I was told... "Don't pee on your fingers!'' edit to add: I could never figure-out why, I was told to wash my hands, afterwards!? Chuck So Walt . . . if you don't Masterrig doesn't pee on his fingers, should he be required to wash his hands after each pee? It seems like a rather large waste of time.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #170 August 23, 2006 QuoteQuote You bet! Growin'-up, I was told... "Don't pee on your fingers!'' edit to add: I could never figure-out why, I was told to wash my hands, afterwards!? Chuck So Walt . . . if you don't Masterrig doesn't pee on his fingers, should he be required to wash his hands after each pee? It seems like a rather large waste of time. ____________________________________ Good job Turtle! I was wondering that myself. As dry as it's been, not washing after a pee would help conserve water... wouldn't it? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #171 August 23, 2006 Good job Turtle! I was wondering that myself. As dry as it's been, not washing after a pee would help conserve water... wouldn't it? *** Just do the 'Cat' thing and lick them clean! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #172 August 23, 2006 QuoteGood job Turtle! I was wondering that myself. As dry as it's been, not washing after a pee would help conserve water... wouldn't it? *** Just do the 'Cat' thing and lick them clean! ______________________________ I only do that after eating fried chicken or crawfish. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #173 August 23, 2006 QuoteQuoteGood job Turtle! I was wondering that myself. As dry as it's been, not washing after a pee would help conserve water... wouldn't it? *** Just do the 'Cat' thing and lick them clean! ______________________________ I only do that after eating fried chicken or crawfish. Chuck I do it after eating pussy.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #174 August 23, 2006 Dear Walt, If you give a girl a SPECTACULAR oral induced orgasm where she pulls your hair and begs you to please stop because the pleasure is too much.................How much should MY tip be? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #175 August 23, 2006 Dear Walt, I keep my unit clean...much cleaner than hands are during a day. So, I wash my hands before I pee. Doesn't that make much more sense? AndyMy reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
