turtlespeed 226 #126 August 21, 2006 QuoteIm guessing these are southern states? Yes southern, but "Different" if you get my meaning.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #127 August 21, 2006 I dont but im just gonna nod my head... *slowly shuffles away* At least i knew they were southern! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #128 August 21, 2006 Whats the proper procedure if you piss or shit the bed because your so drunk you cant find the toilet in a distant relatives house you rarely visit.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #129 August 21, 2006 QuoteI dont but im just gonna nod my head... *slowly shuffles away* At least i knew they were southern! True.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #130 August 21, 2006 QuoteWhats the proper procedure if you piss or shit the bed because your so drunk you cant find the toilet in a distant relatives house you rarely visit. Blame it on their dog or cat, of course! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #131 August 21, 2006 What if they dont have either?1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #132 August 21, 2006 QuoteWhat if they dont have either? Astoundingly - they believe it was the bird as well. How i don't quite get, but it worked last week.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #133 August 21, 2006 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #134 August 21, 2006 QuoteDear Walt, if one is having the most incredible sex with that special person that you thought was totally out of your league and he/she dies in mid act do you: 1. Call 911 2. Finish 3. Finish then call 911 First you must prop her up, mold her face into a smile and take a picture of the two of you on the bed. Then you must put her face near your navel, prop open one of her eyes and take a picture of the two of you on the bed. Then you must have the cop and her hold your genitalia and take a picture of the three of you on the bed. Get the idea? You want to include the cop as much as possible for two reasons. One is to be nice and not have him have his feelings hurt. The other is blackmail. ThanksskydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #135 August 22, 2006 First you must prop her up, mold her face into a smile and take a picture of the two of you on the bed. Then you must put her face near your navel, prop open one of her eyes and take a picture of the two of you on the bed. *** I guess you're speculating / implying the head would still be attached? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #136 August 22, 2006 is this what you mean by toothless? btw - since this is my pic i get to say where she is from and it is - you guessed it TEXASGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #137 August 22, 2006 More like this guy! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #138 August 22, 2006 Quoteis this what you mean by toothless? btw - since this is my pic i get to say where she is from and it is - you guessed it TEXAS No, no, no . . . Texas doesn't have that . . . that is some third world country. In Texas, we leave a fer nubs around the gum line.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #139 August 22, 2006 QuoteOh, oh... I think I know the answer! You call 911, THEN finish with that special one... *** Bad answer! What if it takes you 'more than 4 hours' as the ad says...TO finish! What are ya gonna do, make the cops wait on the porch?! No, you invite the cop in to help you finish... Or if you're me, I'd just finish with the cop. Any excuse to call my cop is a good one. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #140 August 22, 2006 If one was to give head to a Southern or Brit.... is it proper for said person to wear Billy Bob teeth to make the receiver more comfortable and relaxed? (edit to make it seem a little less desperate ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #141 August 22, 2006 No just come as you are. Yeah Baby!When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #142 August 22, 2006 Dear Walt, if you are experiancing bad back trouble and back spasms, and you are propositioned with a body rub, by a hot skychick, that will undoubtedly lead to orgasm, but knowing that the "O" will put you back weeks in phisical therapy, what do you do.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #143 August 22, 2006 QuoteDear Walt, if you are experiancing bad back trouble and back spasms, and you are propositioned with a body rub, by a hot skychick, that will undoubtedly lead to orgasm, but knowing that the "O" will put you back weeks in phisical therapy, what do you do. Get a handle on the situation! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #144 August 22, 2006 QuoteDear Walt, if you are experiancing bad back trouble and back spasms, and you are propositioned with a body rub, by a hot skychick, that will undoubtedly lead to orgasm, but knowing that the "O" will put you back weeks in phisical therapy, what do you do. Turtle... are you giving Walt all the information to answer this question appropiately? Did she specifically mention the "Happy Ending"? Or are you just assuming? Do you have any available meds to help with said injury (such as Flexeril, so that you can have better living through chemistry) How cute is your physical terrorist.... I mean therapist? Can you get both of them to "help your spasms"? All important info that might play into his answer..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #145 August 22, 2006 QuoteDear Walt, if you are experiancing bad back trouble and back spasms, and you are propositioned with a body rub, by a hot skychick, that will undoubtedly lead to orgasm, but knowing that the "O" will put you back weeks in phisical therapy, what do you do. Damn, you would get an O with just a body rub... And, all this time I guess I was just doing it wrong. No sex, just body rubs... Ok, gotta go make a phone call. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #146 August 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteDear Walt, if you are experiancing bad back trouble and back spasms, and you are propositioned with a body rub, by a hot skychick, that will undoubtedly lead to orgasm, but knowing that the "O" will put you back weeks in phisical therapy, what do you do. Turtle... are you giving Walt all the information to answer this question appropiately? 1) Did she specifically mention the "Happy Ending"? Or are you just assuming? 2) Do you have any available meds to help with said injury (such as Flexeril, so that you can have better living through chemistry) 3) How cute is your physical terrorist.... I mean therapist? 4) Can you get both of them to "help your spasms"? All important info that might play into his answer..... 1) Implied - But "I'll take care of you too" is a pretty good implication . . . 2) Nope - no meds - tylenol, advil, and motrin is all I have . . . well that and Vodkabeerwildturkeyjackdanielsrumtequila 3) HOT - FUCKING HOT - considering it's me. 4) LOL that is exactly what I am trying to avoid - self administering an "O".I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #147 August 22, 2006 Dear Walt, I have this slight problem. When I brush my pussy, she seems to drool a bit, so I've taken to brushing her outside on the porch. It's usually quite a commotion and the neighbor might get a bit offended wishing that I not make such a furball mess of it all. The question: Is it more polite to say "Fuck off" or better to take over burnt brownies made with real prunes as an apology? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #148 August 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteDear Walt, if you are experiancing bad back trouble and back spasms, and you are propositioned with a body rub, by a hot skychick, that will undoubtedly lead to orgasm, but knowing that the "O" will put you back weeks in phisical therapy, what do you do. Turtle... are you giving Walt all the information to answer this question appropiately? 1) Did she specifically mention the "Happy Ending"? Or are you just assuming? 2) Do you have any available meds to help with said injury (such as Flexeril, so that you can have better living through chemistry) 3) How cute is your physical terrorist.... I mean therapist? 4) Can you get both of them to "help your spasms"? All important info that might play into his answer..... 1) Implied - But "I'll take care of you too" is a pretty good implication . . . 2) Nope - no meds - tylenol, advil, and motrin is all I have . . . well that and Vodkabeerwildturkeyjackdanielsrumtequila 3) HOT - FUCKING HOT - considering it's me. 4) LOL that is exactly what I am trying to avoid - self administering an "O". IMO...you should let her take care of you. There will be time to care of her later.Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #149 August 22, 2006 Quote IMO...you should let her take care of you. There will be time to care of her later. But if the "O" is too intense, I could be bed ridden for many months.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #150 August 22, 2006 QuoteDear Walt, I have this slight problem. When I brush my pussy, she seems to drool a bit, so I've taken to brushing her outside on the porch. It's usually quite a commotion and the neighbor might get a bit offended wishing that I not make such a furball mess of it all. The question: Is it more polite to say "Fuck off" or better to take over burnt brownies made with real prunes as an apology? It's far better to try and smooth things over with the neighbors. Send them a nice card that reads, "You are cordially invited to go fuck yourself!" Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Next Page 6 of 9 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
turtlespeed 226 #149 August 22, 2006 Quote IMO...you should let her take care of you. There will be time to care of her later. But if the "O" is too intense, I could be bed ridden for many months.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #150 August 22, 2006 QuoteDear Walt, I have this slight problem. When I brush my pussy, she seems to drool a bit, so I've taken to brushing her outside on the porch. It's usually quite a commotion and the neighbor might get a bit offended wishing that I not make such a furball mess of it all. The question: Is it more polite to say "Fuck off" or better to take over burnt brownies made with real prunes as an apology? It's far better to try and smooth things over with the neighbors. Send them a nice card that reads, "You are cordially invited to go fuck yourself!" Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
