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I dont but im just gonna nod my head...

*slowly shuffles away*

At least i knew they were southern! :D



True.:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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What if they dont have either?



Astoundingly - they believe it was the bird as well. How i don't quite get, but it worked last week.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Dear Walt, if one is having the most incredible sex with that special person that you thought was totally out of your league and he/she dies in mid act do you:

1. Call 911
2. Finish
3. Finish then call 911

First you must prop her up, mold her face into a smile and take a picture of the two of you on the bed.
Then you must put her face near your navel, prop open one of her eyes and take a picture of the two of you on the bed.
Then you must have the cop and her hold your genitalia and take a picture of the three of you on the bed.
Get the idea?
You want to include the cop as much as possible for two reasons. One is to be nice and not have him have his feelings hurt. The other is blackmail.

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First you must prop her up, mold her face into a smile and take a picture of the two of you on the bed.
Then you must put her face near your navel, prop open one of her eyes and take a picture of the two of you on the bed.

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I guess you're speculating / implying the head would still be attached?:S










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is this what you mean by toothless?

btw - since this is my pic i get to say where she is from and it is - you guessed it TEXAS




No, no, no . . . Texas doesn't have that . . . that is some third world country.

In Texas, we leave a fer nubs around the gum line.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Oh, oh... I think I know the answer! You call 911, THEN finish with that special one...

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Bad answer!

What if it takes you 'more than 4 hours' as the ad says...TO finish!:ph34r:

What are ya gonna do, make the cops wait on the porch?!:S



No, you invite the cop in to help you finish... Or if you're me, I'd just finish with the cop. :o Any excuse to call my cop is a good one. :D

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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Dear Walt, if you are experiancing bad back trouble and back spasms, and you are propositioned with a body rub, by a hot skychick, that will undoubtedly lead to orgasm, but knowing that the "O" will put you back weeks in phisical therapy, what do you do.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Dear Walt, if you are experiancing bad back trouble and back spasms, and you are propositioned with a body rub, by a hot skychick, that will undoubtedly lead to orgasm, but knowing that the "O" will put you back weeks in phisical therapy, what do you do.



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Dear Walt, if you are experiancing bad back trouble and back spasms, and you are propositioned with a body rub, by a hot skychick, that will undoubtedly lead to orgasm, but knowing that the "O" will put you back weeks in phisical therapy, what do you do.



Turtle... are you giving Walt all the information to answer this question appropiately?

Did she specifically mention the "Happy Ending"? Or are you just assuming?
Do you have any available meds to help with said injury (such as Flexeril, so that you can have better living through chemistry)
How cute is your physical terrorist.... I mean therapist?
Can you get both of them to "help your spasms"?

All important info that might play into his answer.....

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Dear Walt, if you are experiancing bad back trouble and back spasms, and you are propositioned with a body rub, by a hot skychick, that will undoubtedly lead to orgasm, but knowing that the "O" will put you back weeks in phisical therapy, what do you do.



Damn, you would get an O with just a body rub... ;) And, all this time I guess I was just doing it wrong. >:( No sex, just body rubs... Ok, gotta go make a phone call.

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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Dear Walt, if you are experiancing bad back trouble and back spasms, and you are propositioned with a body rub, by a hot skychick, that will undoubtedly lead to orgasm, but knowing that the "O" will put you back weeks in phisical therapy, what do you do.



Turtle... are you giving Walt all the information to answer this question appropiately?

1) Did she specifically mention the "Happy Ending"? Or are you just assuming?
2) Do you have any available meds to help with said injury (such as Flexeril, so that you can have better living through chemistry)
3) How cute is your physical terrorist.... I mean therapist?
4) Can you get both of them to "help your spasms"?

All important info that might play into his answer.....



1) Implied - But "I'll take care of you too" is a pretty good implication . . .
2) Nope - no meds - tylenol, advil, and motrin is all I have . . . well that and Vodkabeerwildturkeyjackdanielsrumtequila
3) HOT - FUCKING HOT - considering it's me.:ph34r:
4) LOL that is exactly what I am trying to avoid - self administering an "O".:D:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Dear Walt,

I have this slight problem. When I brush my pussy, she seems to drool a bit, so I've taken to brushing her outside on the porch. It's usually quite a commotion and the neighbor might get a bit offended wishing that I not make such a furball mess of it all.

The question: Is it more polite to say "Fuck off" or better to take over burnt brownies made with real prunes as an apology?

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Dear Walt, if you are experiancing bad back trouble and back spasms, and you are propositioned with a body rub, by a hot skychick, that will undoubtedly lead to orgasm, but knowing that the "O" will put you back weeks in phisical therapy, what do you do.

Turtle... are you giving Walt all the information to answer this question appropiately?

1) Did she specifically mention the "Happy Ending"? Or are you just assuming?
2) Do you have any available meds to help with said injury (such as Flexeril, so that you can have better living through chemistry)
3) How cute is your physical terrorist.... I mean therapist?
4) Can you get both of them to "help your spasms"?

All important info that might play into his answer.....

1) Implied - But "I'll take care of you too" is a pretty good implication . . .
2) Nope - no meds - tylenol, advil, and motrin is all I have . . . well that and Vodkabeerwildturkeyjackdanielsrumtequila
3) HOT - FUCKING HOT - considering it's me.
4) LOL that is exactly what I am trying to avoid - self administering an "O".



IMO...you should let her take care of you. There will be time to care of her later.
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IMO...you should let her take care of you. There will be time to care of her later.



But if the "O" is too intense, I could be bed ridden :ph34r: for many months.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Dear Walt,

I have this slight problem. When I brush my pussy, she seems to drool a bit, so I've taken to brushing her outside on the porch. It's usually quite a commotion and the neighbor might get a bit offended wishing that I not make such a furball mess of it all.

The question: Is it more polite to say "Fuck off" or better to take over burnt brownies made with real prunes as an apology?



It's far better to try and smooth things over with the neighbors. Send them a nice card that reads, "You are cordially invited to go fuck yourself!"

Walt

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