"Ask Walt": Have Etiquette Questions? I have Answers!

[usedtajump 1]

Dear Walt, if one is having the most incredible sex with that special person that you thought was totally out of your league and he/she dies in mid act do you:

1. Call 911
2. Finish
3. Finish then call 911

Thanks

The older I get the less I care who I piss off.

[masterrig 1]

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In these days of equal rights, women voting etc.

Should they not be REQUIRED to put the seat back up when THEY are done, instead of the other way around?!

Etiquette and fairness are truly the foundations of a civil society and that absolutely dictates that as the gender roles change in our society and women assume their rightful positions alongside men at all levels, that they also take on the responsibilities their positions entail. Yes women who are truly liberated from past ways of thinking should take the initiative and raise the seat back up when they are done.

You would be well within the bounds of reason, etiquette and fairness to require the women in your life to raise the seat.

On the other hand, if you ever want to get laid again, don't even think about it!!!!

Walt

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I think, that seat question can be answered this way. It's like approaching a fence gate. If, the gate is open when you pass through and it's still open on your way out... leave it that way. Same thing goes if the gate is closed!


Chuck

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[sharimcm 0]

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Dear Walt, if one is having the most incredible sex with that special person that you thought was totally out of your league and he/she dies in mid act do you:

1. Call 911
2. Finish
3. Finish then call 911

Thanks

Oh, oh... I think I know the answer! You call 911, THEN finish with that special one, THEN get the cop to help you out...

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

[airtwardo 7]

Oh, oh... I think I know the answer! You call 911, THEN finish with that special one...

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Bad answer!

What if it takes you 'more than 4 hours' as the ad says...TO finish!

What are ya gonna do, make the cops wait on the porch?!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[GrabGrass 0]

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What are ya gonna do, make the cops wait on the porch?!

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Could always have them taser her, kind of makes 'em wiggle a bit!

~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

[airtwardo 7]

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What are ya gonna do, make the cops wait on the porch?!

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Could always have them taser her, kind of makes 'em wiggle a bit!

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That HAS to be the more inconsiderate and uncaring thing I've ever heard!





Like the cops don't have anything BETTER to do!!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[JENNR8R 0]

Dear Walt,

What is the most tactful way to let a houseguest know that you don’t want him to use the cantaloupe in the refrigerator?

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

[turtlespeed 226]

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Dear Walt,

What is the most tactful way to let a houseguest know that you don’t want him to use the cantaloupe in the refrigerator anymore ?

Typos typos typos

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[waltappel 1]

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Dear Walt,

What is the most tactful way to let a houseguest know that you don’t want him to use the cantaloupe in the refrigerator?

Simply tell your houseguest that you don't want them playing with your melons!

Walt

[airtwardo 7]

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Dear Walt,

What is the most tactful way to let a houseguest know that you don’t want him to use the cantaloupe in the refrigerator anymore for AMORAL purposes?

Typos typos typos

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[skydivermom 0]

Oh man....you'd better get the canteloupe OUT of the house pronto!!

Mrs. WaltAppel

All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28

[JENNR8R 0]

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Oh man....you'd better get the cantaloupe OUT of the house pronto!!

I think that is the most sensible solution. Thanks Kathleen!

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

[JENNR8R 0]

Dear Walt,

What is the most tactful way to let a houseguest know that you don’t want him to use the cantaloupe in the refrigerator anymore for AMORAL immoral purposes?

[airtwardo 7]

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Dear Walt,

What is the most tactful way to let a houseguest know that you don’t want him to use the cantaloupe in the refrigerator anymore for AMORAL immoral purposes?

There... that is what I really meant...

[JENNR8R 0]

GOT VIDEO?!?!

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Nope, it never happened...

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

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[Andy_Copland 0]

If a girl has really bad teeth is it OK to get a blow job and not feel disgusted if you wear a condom?

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[waltappel 1]

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If a girl has really bad teeth is it OK to get a blow job and not feel disgusted if you wear a condom?

Just pretend it's a guy instead of a girl and you'll be fine.

Walt

[turtlespeed 226]

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If a girl has really bad teeth is it OK to get a blow job and not feel disgusted if you wear a condom?

. . . to further this question - what is the proper thing to do if you are Overseas as opposed to a real country like America where we have designated "bad teeth" or "Jacked Up Grills" areas?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Andy_Copland 0]

This is exactly why i like your posts, i just cant take offense, its too funny

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[Andy_Copland 0]

Your a bad man

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[turtlespeed 226]

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This is exactly why i like your posts, i just cant take offense, its too funny

There was absolutely NO OFFENCE meant . . .

However, If you find that these posts offend you in ANY way, please feel free to bite me.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Andy_Copland 0]

I remember that sig

Im cinfused about your designated areas though....

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[airtwardo 7]

. . . to further this question - what is the proper thing to do if you are Overseas as opposed to a real country like America where we have designated "bad teeth" or "Jacked Up Grills" areas?

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Never hurts to offer a complement to them...

"Nice Tooth there honey!!"

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[turtlespeed 226]

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I remember that sig

Im cinfused about your designated areas though....

West Virginia
Arkansas
Alabama

These are standards - the others change depending on who you are talking to.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Andy_Copland 0]

Im guessing these are southern states?

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.