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QuoteY'know, if they'd just LOOK instead of doing the flying (ass-first) leap.....
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I know! Try an' tell them that, though!
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Chuck
QuoteEasiest Solution...
Just leave the Plunger in the toilet. After a couple times.. She will learn to look before she sits.
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Wait 'n see, how long it takes for them to lose the big smile!
Chuck
QuoteQuoteIn these days of equal rights, women voting etc.
Should they not be REQUIRED to put the seat back up when THEY are done, instead of the other way around?!
Etiquette and fairness are truly the foundations of a civil society and that absolutely dictates that as the gender roles change in our society and women assume their rightful positions alongside men at all levels, that they also take on the responsibilities their positions entail. Yes women who are truly liberated from past ways of thinking should take the initiative and raise the seat back up when they are done.
You would be well within the bounds of reason, etiquette and fairness to require the women in your life to raise the seat.
On the other hand, if you ever want to get laid again, don't even think about it!!!!
Walt
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In a related question:
How long should one run the tap after peeing in the sink?
The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!"
The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
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In a related question:
How long should one run the tap after peeing in the sink?
Proper etiquette dictates 5 seconds for the bathroom sink, making sure you splash plenty of water on the sides of the sink and at least 10 seconds for the kitchen sink.
Of course the true gentleman either pisses outside or, in inclement weather, "waters the plants" or "tops off the fish tank".
Walt
If a girl poops on your chest out of kindness...........what should the tip be?
QuoteIf a girl poops on your chest out of kindness...........what should the tip be?
My tip to you would be to not get her angry. If she'll shit on your chest out of kindness, you don't want to find out what she would do if she was pissed!
As far as a tip for her, base it on the local cost for a high-fiber meal. Turds are a renewable resource and just as you should plant a tree for every one you cut down, you should replace what she gave you.
Walt
I'll take her out for Bran Flakes the next morning.
QuoteI'll take her out for Bran Flakes the next morning.
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You should 'replace' with a similar like and kind of the 'deposit'...sweet corn perhaps?
~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
QuoteYou should 'replace' with a similar like and kind of the 'deposit'
Oh OK.............a Taco Bell Burrito and a bag of peanuts it is.
QuoteQuoteYou should 'replace' with a similar like and kind of the 'deposit'
Oh OK.............a Taco Bell Burrito and a bag of peanuts it is.
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Onion RINGS!
~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
If when on a date, the most you can get is a hand job in the cab on the way to dinner, is it improper to ask her to pay half the meal tab?
~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~
~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~
If all you got was a hand job I say let her pay for the whole tab!
QuoteIf when on a date, the most you can get is a hand job in the cab on the way to dinner, is it improper to ask her to pay half the meal tab?
Yes, it's improper. Just because the cab driver gave you a hand job and you gave him a big tip doesn't mean she should pay more for the meal!
Walt
Just leave the Plunger in the toilet. After a couple times.. She will learn to look before she sits.
One more time for everyone.. If the seat is Up and you need down, Put it down. If it is down and you need it up, Put it up. Really not that difficult.
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