Lindsey 0 #1 December 2, 2007 I could hang that picture in my kid's playroom. But since I have a kid, I can't find a hammer. Were it NOT for the kid, I'd have 5 or 6 of 'em that I've bought in the past year. Ugh. What does he do with them???? BUT since I have a kid, I have railroad spikes in his dresser drawers...lol. They make pretty good hammers in a pinch. Heh. Life. linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #2 December 2, 2007 That's the way it works, all right. Even when they grow up and move out, they come back to borrow stuff so......you may never have a hammer unless you find a good hiding place. "safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #3 December 3, 2007 If you had a hammer, you could make a fortune in Orthopedics. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #4 December 3, 2007 I could hang that picture in my kid's playroom. But since I have a kid, I can't find a hammer. Quote And what's with the TAPE? I buy all kinds of tape, almost weekly and can NEVER find any!What are they doin' with the stuff?! Edited to add: If I could find any tape you could hang the picture that way... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #5 December 3, 2007 Quote If you had a hammer, you could make a fortune in Orthopedics. Ya' know....I'm doin' pretty damn good in that arena even without a hammer. LOL. Railroad spikes are extremely versatile tools.-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #6 December 3, 2007 I buy all kinds of tape, almost weekly and can NEVER find any! YEAH! Me too. What's up with that???? Not like there's tape all over my kid's room either. It just disappears. I get what happens to the M&M's and the toilet paper. But this tape thing has me baffled too. The picture, btw, is hung, with nails (which I found without effort next to where the hammer should have been) and a railroad spike...lol. linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #7 December 3, 2007 If I had a hammer, there is this one person... Nevermind. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #8 December 3, 2007 QuoteYa' know....I'm doin' pretty damn good in that arena even without a hammer. LOL. Really?? How do you get those big rods to go through bones then ??"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #9 December 3, 2007 Railroad spike...lol. No. I set the damn thing, splint it, and send 'em to Dr. Lytle for the hammering...lol.-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #10 December 3, 2007 This song has been running amok through my mind ever since I read the title of your thread! If I Had a Hammer (Seeger/Hayes) If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning I'd hammer in the evening, All over this land I'd hammer out danger, I'd hammer out a warning, I'd hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters, All over this land. If I had a bell, I'd ring it in the morning, I'd ring it in the evening, All over this land I'd ring out danger, I'd ring out a warning I'd ring out love between my brothers and my sisters, All over this land. If I had a song, I'd sing it in the morning, I'd sing it in the evening, All over this land I'd sing out danger, I'd sing out a warning I'd sing out love between my brothers and my sisters, All over this land. Well I got a hammer, And I got a bell, And I got a song to sing, all over this land. It's the hammer of Justice, It's the bell of Freedom, It's the song about Love between my brothers and my sisters, All over this land. It's the hammer of Justice, It's the bell of Freedom, It's the song about Love between my brothers and my sisters, All over this land. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #11 December 3, 2007 I love it when I cause someone to break out in song. :) linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #12 December 3, 2007 Meanwhile, I found myself thinking of the classic quote from Real Genius. "Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis? " "Not right now." "A girl's gotta have her standards.""There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #13 December 3, 2007 Quote Meanwhile, I found myself thinking of the classic quote from Real Genius. "Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis? " "Not right now." "A girl's gotta have her standards." Which is why I haven't been getting any. You can "standard" yourself straight outta luck...lol linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #14 December 3, 2007 QuoteIf I Had a Hammer (21st Century Remix)(Seeger/Hayes) If I had a hammer, I'd sell it for a dollar... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peregrinerose 0 #15 December 3, 2007 Quote Meanwhile, I found myself thinking of the classic quote from Real Genius. "Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis? " "Not right now." "A girl's gotta have her standards." I thought the same thing... because I watched the movie 2 nights ago And I have that damn song going through my head now too. Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #16 December 3, 2007 Quote Meanwhile, I found myself thinking of the classic quote from Real Genius. "Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis? " "Not right now." "A girl's gotta have her standards." "So does a guy." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #17 December 3, 2007 Quote Quote Ya' know....I'm doin' pretty damn good in that arena even without a hammer. LOL. Really?? How do you get those big rods to go through bones then ?? Actually, my femur rod is threaded and the doc ran it in w/ a DeWalt screwgun.I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #18 December 4, 2007 The other day we were looking for a hammer to do a little pounding of holes in the plaster kinda work, and I FOUND FIVE of them. Guess now that my kids have grown up and moved out, I don't need to keep buying a new one everytime I want to use one. I almost miss having them borrow em. Almost. naw, I'm lying..skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
