airtwardo 7 #51 November 27, 2007 Quote Ummm . . . You are going to have to tell me. YOU'RE the one stuffing 'stockings'....I'm just askin' ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #52 November 27, 2007 Quote Quote Ummm . . . You are going to have to tell me. YOU'RE the one stuffing 'stockings'....I'm just askin' Oh bi-curious one . . . you are barking up the wrong tree./I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #53 November 27, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Ummm . . . You are going to have to tell me. YOU'RE the one stuffing 'stockings'....I'm just askin' Oh bi-curious one . . . you are barking up the wrong tree./ Which brings us back to WOOD....I guess life IS a circle! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #54 November 27, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Ummm . . . You are going to have to tell me. YOU'RE the one stuffing 'stockings'....I'm just askin' Oh bi-curious one . . . you are barking up the wrong tree./ Which brings us back to WOOD....I guess life IS a circle! But the etertainment value of bonfire was decreased slightly again.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #55 November 27, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Ummm . . . You are going to have to tell me. YOU'RE the one stuffing 'stockings'....I'm just askin' Oh bi-curious one . . . you are barking up the wrong tree./ Which brings us back to WOOD....I guess life IS a circle! But the etertainment value of bonfire was decreased slightly again. I know...but at least WE tried! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #56 November 27, 2007 Quote Which brings us back to WOOD....I guess life IS a circle! But the etertainment value of bonfire was decreased slightly again.I know...but at least WE tried! True - and we even brought up hard wood floors . . . AGAIN . . . OOOh look - It's 5 O'clock somewhere -I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
streaker 0 #57 November 28, 2007 Times change, people change....shit happens. What the hell, just remember most of us that post here skydive. We have one thing in common, we know why we skydive! So let's take a deep breath, lighten up a bit and have some fuckin' fun............... So a blind man is making his way down the street when he passes by a bar. The smell of the beer and the music coming from the joint intices him into making his way to the bar and ordering a drink. The bar tender gives him his drink, he takes a sip and says 'I have a really good blonde joke, do you mind if I tell it?' The bar tender says to him 'Well the woman next to you is an off duty police officer and she's blonde. The woman next to her is a six foot body builder and she's blonde, and by the way I have a black belt in Karate and I'm blonde. Do you still want to tell that blonde joke?' The blind man took another sip of his drink and said 'No, not if I have to explain it three times.' LOL Streaker By the way, you have to think twice about even telling that one at work....times change.Have a yippee ki ya day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #58 November 28, 2007 For the first time in a long time I slipped into "classic" AD mode and tried my best to post some funny things and keep it light around here. Life has been heavy for the past couple of years and some laughs were needed. Anyone see me frowning in parachutist this month? --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #59 November 28, 2007 What makes a good thread! JENNR8R always comes up with the best topics. Where are you JENNR8R? the bonfire needs your help! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #60 November 28, 2007 I've been a little off of my game while getting ready for my first shoulder surgery on Thursday... Maybe I'll get some inspiration after they give me some of those nice drugs afterwards. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #61 November 28, 2007 Those need to be taste-tested before you eat them...you never know. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #62 November 28, 2007 We could take a cue from Chuck Barris...just GONG the screwballs that don't entertain us. I could entertain myself, but you guys wouldn't want to hear about that, I'm sure...well, maybe Keith would. Speaking of Keith...where's he been? Got lost in a $0.25 peep-show arcade?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #63 November 28, 2007 In light of the recent down-turn, I say we petition for the return of Clay and Funks. Now THAT was classic entertainment...unless you were on the butt end of their tirades. We need a good tirade or two.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #64 November 28, 2007 Well, thanantos, it would help if you posted a REAL pic in the man whore thread! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #65 November 28, 2007 Quote Well, thanantos, it would help if you posted a REAL pic in the man whore thread! I agree... or you can just PM me a pic TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #66 November 28, 2007 Yes, and cocheese needs a pic there, too. Notice the guys who always want boobies threads are NOT the guys who posted in the man whore thread? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #67 November 28, 2007 Exactly! TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #68 November 28, 2007 Quote Exactly! You both have a point...it is always about the boobies, but the boys aren't willing to play show and tell.DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #69 November 28, 2007 Quote Anyone see me frowning in parachutist this month? You have your December issue already? "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #70 November 28, 2007 ***Anyone see me frowning in parachutist this month? QuoteWhy the frown?"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kallend 2,148 #71 November 28, 2007 QuoteDiscuss. www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1172295#1172295... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #72 November 28, 2007 Quote Quote Quote I personally prefer the smooth landing strip. All's well and good until debris starts popping up on the runway. Ever wonder how Velcro was REALLY invented? What? You don't believe the hunter, dog, thistle tale? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #73 November 28, 2007 I guess I was concentrating. Its hard for someone like me to think all that hard, so it takes focus. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Snowwhite 0 #74 November 28, 2007 QuoteWe could take a cue from Chuck Barris...just GONG the screwballs that don't entertain us. Speaking of Keith...where's he been? Got lost in a $0.25 peep-show arcade? I remember when .25 was all it took for Streaker to be happy in the peep shows. Now it takes about 39.25. Times really DO change, and now we're slowing down too! Hey, I like the Gong idea!skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #75 November 29, 2007 QuoteIt hit rock bottom on May 29, 2006. It hasn't bounced back. That's basically what I thought immediately upon reading the subject of this thread. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 Next Page 3 of 4 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
kallend 2,148 #71 November 28, 2007 QuoteDiscuss. www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1172295#1172295... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #72 November 28, 2007 Quote Quote Quote I personally prefer the smooth landing strip. All's well and good until debris starts popping up on the runway. Ever wonder how Velcro was REALLY invented? What? You don't believe the hunter, dog, thistle tale? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #73 November 28, 2007 I guess I was concentrating. Its hard for someone like me to think all that hard, so it takes focus. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #74 November 28, 2007 QuoteWe could take a cue from Chuck Barris...just GONG the screwballs that don't entertain us. Speaking of Keith...where's he been? Got lost in a $0.25 peep-show arcade? I remember when .25 was all it took for Streaker to be happy in the peep shows. Now it takes about 39.25. Times really DO change, and now we're slowing down too! Hey, I like the Gong idea!skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #75 November 29, 2007 QuoteIt hit rock bottom on May 29, 2006. It hasn't bounced back. That's basically what I thought immediately upon reading the subject of this thread. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
