Bolas 5 #51 December 1, 2007 The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert EinsteinStupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #52 December 1, 2007 Texas lieutenant governor Bob Bullock once said to Molly Ivins when asked why he didn't like a certain reporter: "Molly,that dudes pants were so tight- if he'd a farted it a blowed his boots off!"Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zing 2 #53 December 1, 2007 "Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope." attributed to Free Wheelin' Franklin following the Great Marijuana Drought of 1968 If your going to dream of a better life, dream big. There's no point in settling for small disappointments in life.Zing Lurks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #54 December 1, 2007 QuoteThe definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert EinsteinEinstein did not say thatYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #55 December 1, 2007 Quote Quote The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein did not say that Mayey it was Fred Einstein...& not Albert? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #56 December 1, 2007 QuoteQuoteThe definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert EinsteinEinstein did not say that Was it Ben Franklin? I saw the quote attributed to him as well.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #57 December 1, 2007 >>Was it Ben Franklin? I saw the quote attributed to him as well. *hickup* yer both wrong, it was Albert Franklin who also once said: "You can pick your friends and you can prick your finger but you can't finger your neighbors nose ya prick."Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #58 December 1, 2007 Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world. I never thought much of the courage of a lion tamer. Inside the cage he is at least safe from people. I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence. Independence? That's middle class blasphemy. We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us on earth. All of 'em by George Bernard Shaw. I didn't know they had internet forums back in his day A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #59 December 1, 2007 "The average dog is a better person than the average person." -- Andy Rooney "Conquer your fears, or they will surely conquer you." -- Can't Remember Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aardvarkeater 0 #60 December 1, 2007 "I can't sleep with you because my boyfriend is married." -Some girl in a barMuff Brother #4026 Loco Zapatos Rodriguez SCR #14793 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hausse 0 #61 December 1, 2007 Alan: "How do you sleep at night?" Charlie: "Usually drunk and on top of somebody" Alan: "Isn't alcohol just a short term solution?" Charlie: "Just if you stop drinking" From two and a half men Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripple 0 #62 December 1, 2007 Quote"Change the way you think...It will change the way you feel", (ME, as far as i know) Actually, unless you were the founding member, Cognitive Behavioural Therapy is based on that very principle, hence CBT practitioners say it all the time :) My favourite quote - "if at first you don't succeed, cheat". Edit: and another - "on your heads, lads" - anyone know where that's from? :DNext Mood Swing: 6 minutes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #63 December 1, 2007 "on your heads, lads" Quote Coffee break is over! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #64 December 1, 2007 "And once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward...For there you have been, and there you will long to return" -DaVinci "What we often describe as human nature is really human habit" -I dunno"You've been mostly dead all day" -Princess Bride "Dude, I'm FUCKED UP!!!" -Me I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripple 0 #65 December 1, 2007 Quote "on your heads, lads" Quote Coffee break is over! YES!!! Soooo funny :D:D:D:D:D:DNext Mood Swing: 6 minutes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #66 December 1, 2007 Damn, this meat in my mouth Tastes good. . . it's sweet too! - Random Chick Last NightI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #67 December 1, 2007 Quote Quote "Change the way you think...It will change the way you feel", (ME, as far as i know) Actually, unless you were the founding member, Cognitive Behavioural Therapy is based on that very principle, hence CBT practitioners say it all the time :) I had no illussion that i am the only person to ever say it, But i have not heard it before, it's how i live a lot of my life (being raised by intollerant bigots can fuck with your thinking ). It also helps as a recovering addict, to change some of my thought processes when it come to coping strategies . Another quote i like (but dont see practiced much) "Put your bain in Gear before putting your mouth in motion"You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #68 December 2, 2007 Creditability is like virginity...once it's gone...it's GONE! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #69 December 2, 2007 QuoteCreditability is like virginity...once it's gone...it's GONE! - AirtwardoI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #70 December 2, 2007 "I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend, to the death, your right to say it." -VoltaireSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #71 December 2, 2007 QuoteCreditability is like virginity...once it's gone...it's GONE! That reminds me Fighting for Peace, is like Fucking for Virginity.You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #72 December 2, 2007 Virginity, it's like a balloon: One prick and it's gone.Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #73 December 2, 2007 Man ~ "I'd go through anything for you." Woman ~ "Good! Let's start with your bank account." ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
usedtajump 1 #74 December 2, 2007 Elton John is great on the piano but sucks on the organ. The older I get the less I care who I piss off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #75 December 2, 2007 "I did not have sex with that woman."- Bill Clinton"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
