Things I have learned being a flight attendant

[shortyj 0]

#1 Most people on the aircraft are cold (not me I am working)

#2 People actually want to use those blankets. (gross)

#3 People really drink alot of tomato juice and ginger ale.

#4 Women don't want to stow their purses for taxi, take-off and landing. Just stow it! If we stop suddenly and your purse goes flying thru the air, well just think how heavy womens purses are enough said.

#5 Guys think that that seat back pocket is a place they can stow their laptops. (It's not)

#6 It's amazing how much "stuff" people try to cram in the overhead. Just check it planeside it's much easier really. (except your rig feel free to keep that with you)

#7 People think just b/c I have a uniform on I know where everything is at. ( I don't sometimes we land and deplane and board right back up I don't even go inside the airport so I have no idea where some stuff is)

#8 If we don't do a beverage service people in coach will ask for water. (you can have coke just ask me)

#9 Alot of people actually pay attention to thye safey demo. (7 out 10 times make comments that crack me up and I start laughing)

#10 The seat back pockets are NOT trash cans. That's why I come through with a trash can at least 2 if not 3 times

Playtime is essential.

[cocheese 0]

11) Guys like Cocheese dream of joining the Mile High Club with a flight attendant on a night flight.

[skymama 37]

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#2 People actually want to use those blankets. (gross)

Just how often do the blankets and pillows get cleaned anyway? I always bring my own because I don't trust that they are clean and you just never know what people do under those blankets.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[shropshire 0]

WHy only night flights... you getting old or sumfink?

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[shortyj 0]

Sometimes the cleaners take them after that I don't see them. Just use the ones that are wrapped plastic

Playtime is essential.

[cocheese 0]

I'm shy and trying not to make others jealous.

[bbarnhouse 0]

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I always bring my own because I don't trust that they are clean and you just never know what people do under those blankets.

Me too! The thought of using airline pillows and blankets is just...gross.

[nigel99 613]

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Just how often do the blankets and pillows get cleaned anyway? I always bring my own because I don't trust that they are clean and you just never know what people do under those blankets. Unimpressed

I sat next to a guy who kept blowing his nose on the blanket

Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived.

[TrophyHusband 0]

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#2 People actually want to use those blankets. (gross)

Just how often do the blankets and pillows get cleaned anyway? I always bring my own because I don't trust that they are clean and you just never know what people do under those blankets.

i got a hand job under one of those blankets once.

"Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama
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[ZeG 0]

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#2 People actually want to use those blankets. (gross)

Just how often do the blankets and pillows get cleaned anyway? I always bring my own because I don't trust that they are clean and you just never know what people do under those blankets.

i got a hand job under one of those blankets once.

Runs quickly to the bathroom and scrubs his face... yuck I will never use one of those again...
Since they were all plastic wrapped so far, I always assumed that they came fresh from the cleaner... but still..

[PROGRESSIVE 0]

That kind of qualifies you as a mile high club member...Its a stretch, but I would think it would qualify...Unless your alone.

[Andy_Copland 0]

I think thats funny, i mean its not like its gonna hurt you. Its just a pillow and blankets, good for the immune system i say.

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People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[bbarnhouse 0]

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I think thats funny, i mean its not like its gonna hurt you. Its just a pillow and blankets, good for the immune system i say

Well perhaps YOU don't mind someone else's DNA on the blankie...but I dunna want none of it!

[kbordson 8]

He's newly married. He might need that extra protein to keep his strength up.

[bbarnhouse 0]

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He's newly married. He might need that extra protein to keep his strength up

Bwahhhhhhhh! No! It's more like...take the blue pill! LMAO!!

[TrophyHusband 0]

it was at the hand of a female. what exactly are the qualifications for the mile hi club?

"Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama
www.kjandmegan.com

[BikerBabe 0]

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#3 People really drink alot of tomato juice and ginger ale.

well...there might be a bit of psychology behind that. for me, i always get ginger ale on the plane because it's not something i EVER buy, but i like it, and since it's readily available, i'll take it.

Another reason is that ginger ale used to be made with real ginger, which calms the stomach and helps with motion sickness, so it's possible that a lot of older fliers were given it on planes as kids, or remember the days when ginger ale was real.

As for tomato juice? i can't fathom why. ugh. i get nauseated just from the smell

Never meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!

[TrophyHusband 0]

its friday morning and you're post whoring. can meg come work with you?

"Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama
www.kjandmegan.com

[monkycndo 0]

The thread of pet peeves can fall in this thread as well. Unless you are really tall and need all that space under the seat in front of you, put your fucking coat, purse, small back pack, ugly hat, scarf, etc under the seat in front of you and leave the overhead for larger items that don't fit under the seat. Next time I see some dipshit put the above listed items in the area above my seat, I'm gonna shove my big heavy roller bag into it and jamb it up against the bulkhead. Your shit is not so fucking special that it deserves to take up space that is needed by real luggage.

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[jumpwally 0]

My wife is a FA also and says the blankets andpillow cases dont get cleaned, they get tossed after a short life,its real cheap material and cheaper to replace than clean..

smile, be nice, enjoy life
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[psipike02 0]

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#2 People actually want to use those blankets. (gross)

Just how often do the blankets and pillows get cleaned anyway? I always bring my own because I don't trust that they are clean and you just never know what people do under those blankets.

i got a hand job under one of those blankets once.

That's definitely the last time I use a blanket on any plane.....but good for you ::thumbs up::

Puttin' some stank on it.

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[jumpwally 0]

...and each airline is diff,,,,so who kmows

smile, be nice, enjoy life
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[Zing 2]

The requirement is that the candidate must commit a sex act with the pilot in command of the airplane while the airplane is in flight.
You got an airborne handjob, but if neither of you were actually flying the aircraft, it doesn't qualify.

Zing Lurks

[shortyj 0]

I Know Sometimes I do make a announcment to prevent this

Playtime is essential.

[bigbearfng 18]

Things I've learned flyin for work-most folk are so unobservant!!! The look on one womans face when she actually caught on that our prisoner was in cuffs-Priceless!!!!
And a big thanks here for all the FAs that have made my life easier up there!