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I've Had It ... I'm Cutting His Nuts Off!

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you should rethink it. i'd be pissed if someone cut my nuts off, but if i had the ability to lick my nuts and someone cut them off i'd be irate.



On the other hand, if someone cut YOUR nuts off...ya COULD lick 'em! B|










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are you getting him neuticles?



I had to google that ...

Holy crap.

"Neuticles allowing your pet to retain his natural look, self esteem and aids in the trauma associated with neutering."

Self-eseteem? Natural look?

Wow, just wow.

In other words ... no, not planning on it. Perhaps if I see signs of major self-image issues I'll think about it. I don't want all the other boys on the playground to make fun of him.


ask the Vet about a Vasectomy. I hear they do it to show dogs.:o

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are you getting him neuticles?



I had to google that ...

Holy crap.

"Neuticles allowing your pet to retain his natural look, self esteem and aids in the trauma associated with neutering."

Self-eseteem? Natural look?

Wow, just wow.

In other words ... no, not planning on it. Perhaps if I see signs of major self-image issues I'll think about it. I don't want all the other boys on the playground to make fun of him.


ask the Vet about a Vasectomy. I hear they do it to show dogs.:o

Trust me:ph34r:


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Franklin just got a get well soon card from his kitty friends (their human, my friend, was kind enough to send it for them). Apparently neuticles are all the rage in the cat community.

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Dear Franklin,

We are sorry to hear about your de-nutting. Don't worry, it happens to the best of us. Have you thought about getting neuticles? We hope you are up chasing and chasing Daisy soon.

Love, Peanut & Tripod.

PS - Cats rule, dogs drool!


"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Ever tell ya about the guy that couldn't afford the store bought models so he had the Dr. sew in a couple of onions?

Every time the took a leek his eyes watered, and if he drove past a Mc Donalds he got a woody! :)



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The vet's office just called to say that he's doing fine and waking up... so we'll see how much he hates me when I pick him up this afternoon. B|

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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They get over it pretty quickly, but honestly, I hope you aren't expecting him to stop chasing Daisy all over the house. Getting him neutered should keep him from spraying and humping, but won't change his personality. :)



I'm sure he'll still do that, I just hope it's at least a little less aggressive. He's always been troublemaker - that's part of his charm.

For all that he bugs her, she seemed to be missing him this morning when I came back from dropping him off. Secretly, I think she needs a foil. :D
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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My youngest, Roger, "torments" both of the other cats- he's just under 18 months old now. I've got another male, Spike who is about 3 and an 8 year old female, Tamika. Spike is huge, a lot bigger than Roger but instead of fighting back or putting Roger in his place, he mostly just tolerates it. The female (smallest of the 3) acts like she hates it, but every now and then, I see her instigating the trouble. :D

Still, there are times when Roger is a little too wild and we need to give him a "time out" in the back room.

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He's home and back to all his old tricks. "Yeah, so what you cut my nuts off. Where's the food?"
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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He's home and back to all his old tricks. "Yeah, so what you cut my nuts off. Where's the food?"



Sure. Plenty of time now. He's got his pencil out and is erasing 70% of his day planner. :D

Daisy, "I don't know. We used to play and stuff and he listened to me for hours. Now he ignores me. It's like he really doesn't care what I have to say..."
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