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I've Had It ... I'm Cutting His Nuts Off!

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... my kitten Franklin's nuts, that is (all you guys who were grabbing your crotch can relax now). In the 6 weeks since he's been a part of my household, he's usually the one to instigate the play fighting with my other kitten Daisy. She'll occasionally swat him, but for the most part she's like "Dude, leave me alone you silly boy."

But in the past week or so it's gotten increasingly aggressive and hostile, and he just seems to be more restless... so... off we go to the vet tomorrow for the big nut-snip.

I bet I'll get this look tomorrow night (see attached).
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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... my kitten Franklin's nuts, that is (all you guys who were grabbing your crotch can relax now). In the 6 weeks since he's been a part of my household, he's usually the one to instigate the play fighting with my other kitten Daisy. She'll occasionally swat him, but for the most part she's like "Dude, leave me alone you silly boy."

But in the past week or so it's gotten increasingly aggressive and hostile, and he just seems to be more restless... so... off we go to the vet tomorrow for the big nut-snip.

I bet I'll get this look tomorrow night (see attached).



I think the only one that was REALLY worried was Monkeycndo
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I had one like that, it mellowed him out-- till he healed, we got him some toys with cat nip in them and he started leaving the other cat alone a bit more
(I.C.D#2 VP)
"<3 ..Looks like breasts coming out of an ice cream cone. Mmmm."~John Mitchell
"I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama

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Yey! Happy snippings!:)
I've been trying to get my favorite pet to the doc for just that but he still hasn't gone. But to his credit, Billy doesn't like going to any doctor anytime for anything anyways.

:P

(On a serious note. Yey to spay & neutering! And Billy actually wouldn't mind the procedure but we haven't really ever discussed it.:P)

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

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LMAO!!!!!
that look makes me say "okokokok... just kidding" :D:D:D



That makes me think - "Wha you lookin' at bish!"
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I can think of so many captions for that photo :D......but I'll be good :)



This is Bonfire. Have at it!
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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I had one like that, it mellowed him out-- till he healed, we got him some toys with cat nip in them and he started leaving the other cat alone a bit more



I think maybe I need to get him stoned a little bit more... but the toys with catnip only seem to amuse him for so long ... then he's off trying to hump Daisy again. :S
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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I can think of so many captions for that photo :D......but I'll be good :)



This is Bonfire. Have at it!
"of ALL the things you could do to me, you just HAD to cut off my nuts, right? :S ShEEEEEEEEEEsh..."
Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself -

"from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

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I had one like that, it mellowed him out-- till he healed, we got him some toys with cat nip in them and he started leaving the other cat alone a bit more



I think maybe I need to get him stoned a little bit more... but the toys with catnip only seem to amuse him for so long ... then he's off trying to hump Daisy again. :S


:o:D:D:D frisky!!
(I.C.D#2 VP)
""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama

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Has his little red lipstick been popping out when he's "play fighting" with her? :ph34r:



I haven't seen any obvious boy parts, no... :o
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Has his little red lipstick been popping out when he's "play fighting" with her? :ph34r:

My little dog does that when he's overly happy when anyone of us comes home. I find it disturbing really. Fuckar...:o
Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself -

"from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

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are you getting him neuticles?



I had to google that ...

Holy crap.

"Neuticles allowing your pet to retain his natural look, self esteem and aids in the trauma associated with neutering."

Self-eseteem? Natural look?

Wow, just wow.






























In other words ... no, not planning on it. Perhaps if I see signs of major self-image issues I'll think about it. I don't want all the other boys on the playground to make fun of him.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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From the FAQ section on the Neuticles web site:

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Can Neuticles be implanted in people?

Absolutely not. While the material used for Neuticles is FDA approved, a second FDA approval is required by law for each area of the human body an implant is placed. No company, including Neuticles, has FDA approval for solid silicone or polypropylene testicular implants. Neuticles are perfectly safe for pets but cannot be used on people.



Yes, someone asked that question. :|
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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are you getting him neuticles?



I had to google that ...

Holy crap.

"Neuticles allowing your pet to retain his natural look, self esteem and aids in the trauma associated with neutering."

Self-eseteem? Natural look?

Wow, just wow.






























In other words ... no, not planning on it. Perhaps if I see signs of major self-image issues I'll think about it. I don't want all the other boys on the playground to make fun of him.



Ever tell ya about the guy that couldn't afford the store bought models so he had the Dr. sew in a couple of onions?

Every time the took a leak his eyes watered, and if he drove past a Mc Donalds he got a woody! :)










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