waltappel 1 #51 December 8, 2007 QuoteMike....this topic is something walt would dream up... you trying be Walt's brother?? Doesn't matter who starts it--all turd-related discussions get blamed on me. Speaking of great turd websites, check out this site! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #52 December 8, 2007 Doesn't matter who starts it--all turd-related discussions get blamed on me. Walt It's because your starred in the movie Fecal Attraction! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #53 December 8, 2007 My daughter has a friend who comes over, she was 11 at the time and is a finicky eater, she does not eat much of anything excepts carbs and sodas. This kid was spending the night and had gone to the bathroom, I went in there around 10:30pm. I walked in, flipped open the lid and proceeded to leap backwwards into the sunken tub. What was lying in wait for me, coiled up and ready to strike was TURDZILLA. When I say this was the largest human turd I ever saw, it is an understatement. This thing was cloied up. lodged in the bottom of the bowl, it rose out of the water and was actually touching the rim on a Koehler elongated bowl, hi rise toilet. If that thing has eyes and sharp teeth, it would have killed the entire household. I have traveled to many countries, I have met alot of people in the military of many different nations, I have met alot of skydivers that would certainly outshit some livestock. But an 11 year old girl shit out something that was as large as my forearm, and fist, only longer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #54 December 8, 2007 Wow, now *that* was the experience of a lifetime! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Titanman2789 0 #55 December 8, 2007 well for a high altitude training trip i travelled to mexico. of course its already obvious where this is headed. well when i finally got montezuma's revenge, wow was it intense. went to bed one night feeling fine, and woke up at about 3 in the morning. now the food there was giving everyone there horrible gas, so i thought that maybe the pain in my stomach was just that. so i lay in bed for about 5-10 minutes waiting for the pain to maybe go away, but it wont. i get up and head to the bathroom and within a second of sitting down and relaxing, i was done, not shitting you. this was the worst runs i ever had and when i got up to look, it looked like mount everest in there. i mean the toilet was completely filled from the bottom of it up past the water line to a point. it literally looked like a mountain. needless to say, even after filling every square inch of more than half the ceramic bowl, i didnt even feel much better. i had the runs for 3 weeks after, but none as big as the first one pepto and immodium does nothing for montezuma's revenge Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #56 December 8, 2007 junior year in high scchool, went on a trip to washington dc. .. a few of us on my bus decided to have fun with one of the other busses. ... we ate all we could, held it all we could, and had some fun in the other buss' toilet. What was left was a nice pile of goody goodness, and some unhappy campers CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
douwanto 22 #57 December 8, 2007 A few years back I took several of my employee to Atlanta motor Speedway which is 120 miles north of home. On the way home I had to shit really bad when it hit it hit so I pulled off on a dirt road to shit. Well my guys were all laughing at me and hollering shit at me calling me a puss and just being shitty to so when I was done I picked up an old cup that was laking on the ground and scooped up the shit. Then I got in the van looked the windows and put the shit under center ac vent and turned the heat on high. Then I said Now lets see how long you guys can stand this shit........LMFAO.........Man it got bad even for me but I made those basterds ride all the way home. The next day we where tearing shingles off a house and they where talking about me bing nasty and I told them the were nasty too watch I will show you. I told all of them if they didn't get of the roof all day I would give them 100 dollar bonus for the day. If they got down they work for free that day. No bathroom breaks and no pissing off the roof. 2 of the young ones took the bet. 95 degrees on the roof and they shortly forgot our bet. I put the. cooler on the roof full of gaterade. about 11ish they where dancing the rain dance. LMAO...... One of the boys pissed all over him self and then the other. By the end of the day I could smell their ass' from the ground...Great entertainment....Dumb ass' didnt even think to piss in the gatorade bottles, they kept throwing them away. They got paid Uncle/GrandPapa Whit Unico Rodriguez # 245 Muff Brother # 2421 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #58 December 9, 2007 Quote Quote Why is this men only? Or are you one of those who has been brainwashed into believing that women don't shit? I shit, it shapes into hearts every time does it smell like roses too?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
