LisaH 0 #1 December 10, 2007 Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open. Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them? Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us. If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet? You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened. We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors....but they all exist very nicely in the same box. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #2 December 10, 2007 Thanks for that, Lisa. And the yellow crayons have the best flavor. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
auburnguy 0 #3 December 10, 2007 boobies make me happy"If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #4 December 10, 2007 I don't even have moobies, but Lisa on the other hand...“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #5 December 10, 2007 Quote Thanks for that, Lisa. And the yellow crayons have the best flavor. Yellow Playdoh tastes better. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #6 December 10, 2007 paste! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #7 December 10, 2007 Quote paste! Ooohh I ate so much paste as a kid. The jar with the red dipstick.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #8 December 10, 2007 Quote Quote paste! Ooohh I ate so much paste as a kid. The jar with the red dipstick. That would be CLAG here in OZYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #9 December 10, 2007 Quote paste! Mimeograph ink! When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeForsythe 0 #10 December 10, 2007 Good old Elmer's paste with the spearment aroma Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #11 December 10, 2007 Wow! A whole page full of sig lines!! Where to start? Maybe my next tattoo is in there somewhere..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #12 December 10, 2007 Quote Good old Elmer's paste with the spearment aroma That's it!!! Ahhh, the memories of 4th grade. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #13 December 10, 2007 Quote Wow! A whole page full of sig lines!! Where to start? Maybe my next tattoo is in there somewhere..... They *are* nice aren't they? Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #14 December 10, 2007 Quote Quote paste! Mimeograph ink! Just the Metho FumesYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #15 December 10, 2007 Quote Quote Quote paste! Mimeograph ink! Just the Metho Fumes Dry Erase pens.. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #16 December 10, 2007 Remember those 'fountain' pens that had the round plastic ink cartridge? Did ya know that if you put a pin hole in a new cartridge, and scotch tape it to the classroom door frame, when the teacher shuts the door ink shoots out like a squirt gun?? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #17 December 10, 2007 Quote paste! I favored LePage's glue. The taste was exquisite...until I found out what was in it.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #18 December 10, 2007 Quote Quote paste! I favored LePage's glue. The taste was exquisite...until I found out what was in it. It wasn't a condiment? Didn't TASTE like feet! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #19 December 10, 2007 Quote Quote Quote paste! I favored LePage's glue. The taste was exquisite...until I found out what was in it. It wasn't a condiment? Didn't TASTE like feet! That was too thick and the slit always got clogged. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #20 December 10, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote paste! I favored LePage's glue. The taste was exquisite...until I found out what was in it. It wasn't a condiment? Didn't TASTE like feet! That was too thick and the slit always got clogged. You say that to all the guys! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #21 December 10, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote paste! I favored LePage's glue. The taste was exquisite...until I found out what was in it. It wasn't a condiment? Didn't TASTE like feet! That was too thick and the slit always got clogged. You say that to all the guys! Never!Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #22 December 10, 2007 Quote Quote That was too thick and the slit always got clogged. DOUCHEYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #23 December 10, 2007 Every day you wake up with a pulse is a good one.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #24 December 10, 2007 Quote Every day you wake up with a pulse is a good one. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #25 December 10, 2007 Every day above ground is a good one. That came from a mortician. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
