freeflysteve 0 #1 December 10, 2007 A blind man goes to a bar and while standing at the bar ordering his drink asks the barmaid if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The barmaid says to the blind man before you tell your joke you must know that I am blonde,the woman to your right is blonde,the woman to your left is blonde and the woman behind you playing the slot machine is blonde. The blind man replies "well if i have got to explain it 4 times then i wont tell it". Swooping, huh? I love that stuff ... all the flashing lights and wailing sirens ... it's very exciting! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #2 December 10, 2007 One blonde yells to another blond on the opposite side of a river; "How do I get to the other side?" Blonde #2; "You are on the other side!" Did ya' hear about the blond who thought a 'woodpecker' was a decoy? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #3 December 10, 2007 Quote One blonde yells to another blond on the opposite side of a river; "How do I get to the other side?" Blonde #2; "You are on the other side!" Did ya' hear about the blond who thought a 'woodpecker' was a decoy? Chuck I thought a woodpecker was a hand carved sex toyYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #4 December 10, 2007 Quote Quote One blonde yells to another blond on the opposite side of a river; "How do I get to the other side?" Blonde #2; "You are on the other side!" Did ya' hear about the blond who thought a 'woodpecker' was a decoy? Chuck I thought a woodpecker was a hand carved sex toy You're not blonde... are you?Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #5 December 10, 2007 Three blondes are walking through the woods, and come across some tracks. The first blonde says "Oh, look.....dog tracks!" The second blonde says "Those aren't dog tracks....I've hunted with my daddy all my life, and I know those are deer tracks." The third blonde says "You're both wrong. I was raised on a farm, and I know for a fact those are cow tracks." They were still standing there arguing about it when the train hit them. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
