BillyVance 35 #1 December 10, 2007 REMOVING HER CLOTHES With her consent: 12 Calories Without her consent: 2,187 Calories OPENING HER BRA With both hands: 8 Calories With one hand: 12 Calories With your teeth: 485 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM With an erection: 6 Calories Without an erection: 3,315 Calories POSITIONS Missionary: 12 Calories 69 lying down: 78 Calories 69 standing up: 812 Calories Wheelbarrow: 216 Calories Doggy Style: 326 Calories Italian chandelier: 2,912 Calories ORGASMS Real: 112 Calories Fake: 1,315 Calories POST ORGASM Lying in bed hugging: 18 Calories Getting up immediately: 36 Calories Explaining why you got out of bed immediately: 816 Calories GETTING A SECOND ERECTION If you are: 20-29 years: 36 Calories 30-39 years: 80 Calories 40-49 years: 124 Calories 50-59 years: 1,972 Calories 60-69 years: 7,916 Calories 70 and over: Results are still pending DRESSING AFTERWARDS Calmly: 32 Calories In a hurry: 98 Calories With her father knocking at the door: 5,218 Calories With your wife knocking at the door: 13,521 Calories Results may vary! THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD Right now, as you read this, 69 Million Americans are having SEX! And you're on the computer!!!"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
