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There are a ton of the "waxing" salons in Florida.
(Right now it is bikini weather.)

I am thinking that there is a large market in the mens personal grooming market. There are guys spending money on this metrosexual thing.

So, I'm going to take the waxing thing to the guys.
I attached a pic of the true world record holder for ear hair. I figure that I could knock his ear hair out as part of the initial marketing strategy.

Next, eyebrow waxing. All those Irish guys with eyebrows that look like the back leg of an Irish Setter.

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No way Jose! I like my eyebrows the way they are. And if someone gets to close to my ears it with wax, it will hurt (you).

Edit: Oh and one of my girlfriends had once the "brilliant" idea of waxing my beard away.... Women are cruel! Needless to say that I didn´t agree with that proposal :ph34r:

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I wonder who's more fucking deaf, me or that dude with the ear hair? :P



The first time that I saw that picture, I thought, "I wonder if he could braid it?" :D
Maybe put little bells on the ends during the Christmas season.

I guess that wouldn't work though, because every time you moved your head, those bells would ring in your ears. It would drive you nuts in half an hour.
Perhaps nice reflective red balls instead.

Some women have suggested that men get bikini waxes also. I am objecting for a few reasons.

First, women talk about how bad that hurts.
Next, I'd have to hire women to do that part.
Also, I think that when wearing a speedo, it is important to look like you have Julia Roberts between your thighs in a headlock.

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I think that when wearing a speedo, it is important to look like you have Julia Roberts between your thighs in a headlock.



You are correct. :|
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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