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You two should get a room. :ph34r:



No shit. They follow each other to every thread. :ph34r:


It's my job to follow him around... he gets lost easily.
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Dear Santa,

Screw you asshole! I haven't got a damn thing from you except coal since I was 5. Don't worry though. That coal will come in handy when I set your damn workshop on fire. Die fat man!

Lots of Love,

Gonzo

P.S. No cookies for you!




Yeah but...HE cares!~:):$:P


Damn you and your puppy picture!!!>:(

It makes me do nice things.:(


Here's your buddy Boo Boo Bear as a pup! B|


He's so much smaller... what happened?:D


That's 10 years ago!...a puppy. :$


I want a puppy.:(


Hey Gonz...what does Squeak mean by 'crop our post? :)


Not sure.

Must be some weird Aussie slang.


Yeah....yer prolly right. :ph34r:


:D



I know.....lets~


Isn't there something cuter we can beat?>:(


No go on the dead horse huh....how 'bout a PUPPY! :)


see my previous post.:)


Great minds....>:(


where?:o


Over there...under that truck..go look!


No, that's a puppy.:|


You mean WAS...! B|


Let's beat it!:D


I'm hungry.....let's EAT it! B|










~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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Dear Santa,

Screw you asshole! I haven't got a damn thing from you except coal since I was 5. Don't worry though. That coal will come in handy when I set your damn workshop on fire. Die fat man!

Lots of Love,

Gonzo

P.S. No cookies for you!




Yeah but...HE cares!~:):$:P


Damn you and your puppy picture!!!>:(

It makes me do nice things.:(


Here's your buddy Boo Boo Bear as a pup! B|


He's so much smaller... what happened?:D


That's 10 years ago!...a puppy. :$


I want a puppy.:(


Hey Gonz...what does Squeak mean by 'crop our post? :)


Not sure.

Must be some weird Aussie slang.


Yeah....yer prolly right. :ph34r:


:D



I know.....lets~


Isn't there something cuter we can beat?>:(


No go on the dead horse huh....how 'bout a PUPPY! :)


see my previous post.:)


Great minds....>:(


where?:o


Over there...under that truck..go look!


No, that's a puppy.:|


You mean WAS...! B|


Let's beat it!:D


I'm hungry.....let's EAT it! B|


mmmm.... puppy... I want the tail!
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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You two should get a room. :ph34r:



No shit. They follow each other to every thread. :ph34r:


It's my job to follow him around... he gets lost easily.


Lost what...where are we again? :o


Don't worry about it... just take your roofies... i mean medicine.:)
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WHAT?! How will I even recognize her, then? ;) I'm a hard core good girl, what can I say? But I'm a bad girl wanna-be sometimes! Maybe if Sartre's turning over a new leaf, I can get her to share all her old "naughty girl" knowledge with me.



I can teach you. ;):)


I think lisa will be a good new mentor :D


Good God... We're all gonna go to hell in a handbasket now...:|

:P:D
1st question....is there any more left? I mean what am I, ah gonna do if the rest of you's go to hell...

2nd question...how did I miss this thread???! I just read through the entire thing and I'm ROFLMAO:D:D:D!!

I luv you guys :$...and we haven't even met :o

As for Sartre wanting to be bad - see attached...

Jewels, this does NOT mean you should stop on your present path, please continue. :)
Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself -

"from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

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Wow! You guys need so little to get going....:D:D:D

I feel the need to clear up some misperceptions....Jewels has NOT had a good influence on me because I hardly ever get to see her anymore....:(

and

I have definately NOT found religion Squeak.

In fact, to prove it, I went out and got my nipples pierced last night. ;);)

You guys are all completely nuts, but there's no misperceptions about that!!

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WHAT?! How will I even recognize her, then? ;) I'm a hard core good girl, what can I say? But I'm a bad girl wanna-be sometimes! Maybe if Sartre's turning over a new leaf, I can get her to share all her old "naughty girl" knowledge with me.



I can teach you. ;):)


I think lisa will be a good new mentor :D


Good God... We're all gonna go to hell in a handbasket now...:|

:P:D
1st question....is there any more left? I mean what am I, ah gonna do if the rest of you's go to hell...

2nd question...how did I miss this thread???! I just read through the entire thing and I'm ROFLMAO:D:D:D!!

I luv you guys :$...and we haven't even met :o

As for Sartre wanting to be bad - see attached...

Jewels, this does NOT mean you should stop on your present path, please continue. :)


of course we've got room for ya... as long as you bring a case of beer.;)
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WHAT?! How will I even recognize her, then? ;) I'm a hard core good girl, what can I say? But I'm a bad girl wanna-be sometimes! Maybe if Sartre's turning over a new leaf, I can get her to share all her old "naughty girl" knowledge with me.



I can teach you. ;):)


I think lisa will be a good new mentor :D


Good God... We're all gonna go to hell in a handbasket now...:|

:P:D
1st question....is there any more left? I mean what am I, ah gonna do if the rest of you's go to hell...

2nd question...how did I miss this thread???! I just read through the entire thing and I'm ROFLMAO:D:D:D!!

I luv you guys :$...and we haven't even met :o

As for Sartre wanting to be bad - see attached...

Jewels, this does NOT mean you should stop on your present path, please continue. :)


of course we've got room for ya... as long as you bring a case of beer.;)



.and some dirty 'cooler water' for the next morning! ;)










~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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After reading that letter to Santa, I need to recruit this kid for my life long endeavor of taking Santa down. To know what I am talking about, click the link.
Due to the extreme level of violence and the mention of certian "tools", I can't explain in this forum.
From Dec 18th, 04
http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1397089#1397089
Any one who may know this "Little Johnny" who wrote the letter, please have him contact me. Time is running out.
"...And once you're gone, you can't come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black."
Neil Young

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WHAT?! How will I even recognize her, then? ;) I'm a hard core good girl, what can I say? But I'm a bad girl wanna-be sometimes! Maybe if Sartre's turning over a new leaf, I can get her to share all her old "naughty girl" knowledge with me.



I can teach you. ;):)


I think lisa will be a good new mentor :D


Good God... We're all gonna go to hell in a handbasket now...:|

:P:D
1st question....is there any more left? I mean what am I, ah gonna do if the rest of you's go to hell...

2nd question...how did I miss this thread???! I just read through the entire thing and I'm ROFLMAO:D:D:D!!

I luv you guys :$...and we haven't even met :o

As for Sartre wanting to be bad - see attached...

Jewels, this does NOT mean you should stop on your present path, please continue. :)


of course we've got room for ya... as long as you bring a case of beer.;)
Beer - done. Any particular preference?

Just don't expect it to be chilled...we are going to hell after all :P

:D
Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself -

"from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

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Hey gonzo, come fix my car for me.
It's pissin' me off. :D



I've got the day off... I fucking better after having 24 hour duty 2 days in a row.>:( I'm fucking exhausted!
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WHAT?! How will I even recognize her, then? ;) I'm a hard core good girl, what can I say? But I'm a bad girl wanna-be sometimes! Maybe if Sartre's turning over a new leaf, I can get her to share all her old "naughty girl" knowledge with me.



I can teach you. ;):)


I think lisa will be a good new mentor :D


Good God... We're all gonna go to hell in a handbasket now...:|

:P:D
1st question....is there any more left? I mean what am I, ah gonna do if the rest of you's go to hell...

2nd question...how did I miss this thread???! I just read through the entire thing and I'm ROFLMAO:D:D:D!!

I luv you guys :$...and we haven't even met :o

As for Sartre wanting to be bad - see attached...

Jewels, this does NOT mean you should stop on your present path, please continue. :)


of course we've got room for ya... as long as you bring a case of beer.;)
Beer - done. Any particular preference?

Just don't expect it to be chilled...we are going to hell after all :P

:D
I'm not too picky... but it's gotta be chilled. Bring a cooler with lots of ice... should work. If not, play with dry ice;)
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS?! Another opportunity missed . . . . I mean, of course, to be supportive and encouraging.



She said you'd tell on us.:P
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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You call that being a bad girl ? Need improvement, serious improvement !



Wait! I forgot to add that I did get banned from the bonfire for a few days for calling some people assholes. And not putting the requisite ;):DB|:P so that I could say what I want and get away with it.

:D:ph34r:;):P

:):):)

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Tell on you?! She did that herself. Had I been there, I could've gotten video. But, no . . . . Just think of all the dizzydotcommers who lost out because of that. :|



No worries, I paid extra and got video. :P
ViDeO?...What video?...am I missing something here?... (obviously)

:S
Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself -

"from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

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