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Why is this starting to feel like the sleazy thread? :D



cause there is talk about going to hell in a handbasket...gonzo has to RIDE shot gun and it is the bonfire....:D


I'd drive, but I usually scare people when I drive.:D Plus, it's a lot harder to moon people when you're behind the wheel.:D
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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I call shotgun!!!

Well, you did teach me how to drive the 15 fwy properly. :o:D



I showed you and tried to teach you, but you gotta practice a little more. You're still too nervous about squeezing into tight places.
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Why is this starting to feel like the sleazy thread? :D



cause there is talk about going to hell in a handbasket...gonzo has to RIDE shot gun and it is the bonfire....:D


I'd drive, but I usually scare people when I drive.:D Plus, it's a lot harder to moon people when you're behind the wheel.:D


you just need to put the cruise control on....:ph34r::D
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I can teach you. ;):)



I think lisa will be a good new mentor :D


Okay, so what's Lesson #1?


must have abottle of JACK and a 12pk of FAT TIRE....:ph34r::D
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Why is this starting to feel like the sleazy thread? :D



cause there is talk about going to hell in a handbasket...gonzo has to RIDE shot gun and it is the bonfire....:D


I'd drive, but I usually scare people when I drive.:D Plus, it's a lot harder to moon people when you're behind the wheel.:D


you just need to put the cruise control on....:ph34r::D


I ride a motorcycle though... I just gotta ride nekkid.;)
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I can teach you. ;):)



I think lisa will be a good new mentor :D


Okay, so what's Lesson #1?


must have abottle of JACK and a 12pk of FAT TIRE....:ph34r::D


With Lisa around, you better make it 2 bottles of Jack:D
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Why is this starting to feel like the sleazy thread? :D



cause there is talk about going to hell in a handbasket...gonzo has to RIDE shot gun and it is the bonfire....:D


I'd drive, but I usually scare people when I drive.:D Plus, it's a lot harder to moon people when you're behind the wheel.:D


:D I was driving. You darn near sent someone off of the road with yer white ass.
Be yourself!
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Why is this starting to feel like the sleazy thread? :D



cause there is talk about going to hell in a handbasket...gonzo has to RIDE shot gun and it is the bonfire....:D


I'd drive, but I usually scare people when I drive.:D Plus, it's a lot harder to moon people when you're behind the wheel.:D


:D I was driving. You darn near sent someone off of the road with yer white ass.


They shoulda been wearing sunglasses... it's not my fault.:|:D
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Okay, so far we have Jack, Fat Tire, and nekkid motorcycle rides. It's snowing like mad here--that last one is going to be no fun whatsoever! I think the Lisa program might be a good idea after all. :D



It's not snowing here... and I'm moving to Florida where it's even warmer.B|

For those cool days, I'll just use the old style long underwear with the butt flap.:D
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Okay, so far we have Jack, Fat Tire, and nekkid motorcycle rides. It's snowing like mad here--that last one is going to be no fun whatsoever! I think the Lisa program might be a good idea after all. :D

High beam, and you can hang your keys from them:ph34r::ph34r:
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:D I was driving. You darn near sent someone off of the road with yer white ass.



They shoulda been wearing sunglasses... it's not my fault.:|:D

You must be the same shade of pasty white that I am. Funny, with all the nekkid motorcycle riding, shouldn't you have a tan? :P
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