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:D I was driving. You darn near sent someone off of the road with yer white ass.



They shoulda been wearing sunglasses... it's not my fault.:|:D


You must be the same shade of pasty white that I am. Funny, with all the nekkid motorcycle riding, shouldn't you have a tan? :P

Yep... definately pasty white. I'll fix that in florida.;) No, no tan. I save the nekkid riding for special occasions.
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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You need good insurance, bail money, a good lawyer and all of your shots!!!:P



Hey, are you saying I'm NOT a good lawyer?! >:( Okay, fine, so I don't do criminal and you have a point. . . .


I have nightinggales' business card if you need it.:D
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You need good insurance, bail money, a good lawyer and all of your shots!!!:P



I can give her the shots....>:(:D


don't forget to bring the beer bong.
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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I have nightinggales' business card if you need it.

No disrespect but she will need someone with years of trail experience.:PB|


Johnny Cochraine can get anyone off the hook... too bad he probably runs about 2 mil per case.
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I can give her the shots....>:(:D



Ummm . . . we're talking JACK, right?


If so, I'd like to test it... you know... make sure it's not poisoned or anything. I'm just selfless like that.B|:D
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I have nightinggales' business card if you need it.

No disrespect but she will need someone with years of trail experience.:PB|
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Anybody know if lawrocket does criminal? I doubt it, but he should at least know people. Unfortunately, he may not know people in Colorado. [:/]

I didn't realize this education would involve the government! :D

Here Sartre's trying to turn over a new leaf and I've completely hijacked her thread by going just the opposite direction. :D Good news is, at least NOW she stands a chance of having Santa come visit! I'll make her look good. :)
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Why is this starting to feel like the sleazy thread? :D



cause there is talk about going to hell in a handbasket...gonzo has to RIDE shot gun and it is the bonfire....:D


I'd drive, but I usually scare people when I drive.:D Plus, it's a lot harder to moon people when you're behind the wheel.:D


:D I was driving. You darn near sent someone off of the road with yer white ass.


They shoulda been wearing sunglasses... it's not my fault.:|:D


I can't stop laughing remembering the look on that guys face. :D:D
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Johnny Cochraine can get anyone off the hook... too bad he probably runs about 2 mil per case.

News flash.........he died, don't think he can help.


If she's gonna be in hell anyways...:D
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Why is this starting to feel like the sleazy thread? :D



cause there is talk about going to hell in a handbasket...gonzo has to RIDE shot gun and it is the bonfire....:D


I'd drive, but I usually scare people when I drive.:D Plus, it's a lot harder to moon people when you're behind the wheel.:D


:D I was driving. You darn near sent someone off of the road with yer white ass.


They shoulda been wearing sunglasses... it's not my fault.:|:D


I can't stop laughing remembering the look on that guys face. :D:D


It was a girl. Are we thinking about the same trip???:D:$
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You need good insurance, bail money, a good lawyer and all of your shots!!!:P



I can give her the shots....>:(:D


You stabber. :|:D


:D:D
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You need good insurance, bail money, a good lawyer and all of your shots!!!:P



I can give her the shots....>:(:D


Ewe stabber. :|:D


Fixed it.:P:D
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I'll make her look good.

Why, what body piercings are you getting and when are you getting devoiced and quitting your job?:S


I think the body piercings are the easiest. I'd have to get married to get divorced and I can't afford to quit anything, so I guess I'll have to make up for it with the piercings.
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