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sartre    0

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I know I've been a bad girl this year. I left my husband, quit my job, partied my brains out, pierced my eyebrow (what was that description? Fishing tackle on my face?:D:D) and traded insults with various people on dizzy. But is it too late to get on the good list?

I promise to try harder next year. Really. I mean that.:)

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NWFlyer    2

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You really should shoot for the "Naughty" list-the presents are much betterB|



What is she gonna do with a lump of coal?
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Nice shmice!! Naughty is much better!;)

I say F***'em if they can't take a joke!:):ph34r:

Bobbi



Umm....I can't take a joke! :):$:P


that was too easy, wasnt it!? :D:D:D


Easy for twardo? Not without duct tape and a popcicle stick
I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

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Nice shmice!! Naughty is much better!;)

I say F***'em if they can't take a joke!:):ph34r:

Bobbi



Umm....I can't take a joke! :):$:P


that was too easy, wasnt it!? :D:D:D


Easy for twardo? Not without duct tape and a popcicle stick


Speaking of which...ever get that popsicle stick out of your throat?










~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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Squeak    17

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Wait, if you're reformed, who is gonna be my mentor??!

You have been a bad influence of Sartre Jules:ph34r::ph34r: she gone and got religion>:(:ph34r:
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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WHAT?! How will I even recognize her, then? ;) I'm a hard core good girl, what can I say? But I'm a bad girl wanna-be sometimes! Maybe if Sartre's turning over a new leaf, I can get her to share all her old "naughty girl" knowledge with me.

TPM Sister #102

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WHAT?! How will I even recognize her, then? ;) I'm a hard core good girl, what can I say? But I'm a bad girl wanna-be sometimes! Maybe if Sartre's turning over a new leaf, I can get her to share all her old "naughty girl" knowledge with me.



I can teach you. ;):)
Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

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WHAT?! How will I even recognize her, then? ;) I'm a hard core good girl, what can I say? But I'm a bad girl wanna-be sometimes! Maybe if Sartre's turning over a new leaf, I can get her to share all her old "naughty girl" knowledge with me.



I can teach you. ;):)


I think lisa will be a good new mentor :D
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I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

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WHAT?! How will I even recognize her, then? ;) I'm a hard core good girl, what can I say? But I'm a bad girl wanna-be sometimes! Maybe if Sartre's turning over a new leaf, I can get her to share all her old "naughty girl" knowledge with me.



I can teach you. ;):)


I think lisa will be a good new mentor :D


Good God... We're all gonna go to hell in a handbasket now...:|

:P:D
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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WHAT?! How will I even recognize her, then? ;) I'm a hard core good girl, what can I say? But I'm a bad girl wanna-be sometimes! Maybe if Sartre's turning over a new leaf, I can get her to share all her old "naughty girl" knowledge with me.



I can teach you. ;):)


I think lisa will be a good new mentor :D


Good God... We're all gonna go to hell in a handbasket now...:|


:P:D


Hey!! :|:D

You said handbasket :D
Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

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WHAT?! How will I even recognize her, then? ;) I'm a hard core good girl, what can I say? But I'm a bad girl wanna-be sometimes! Maybe if Sartre's turning over a new leaf, I can get her to share all her old "naughty girl" knowledge with me.



I can teach you. ;):)


I think lisa will be a good new mentor :D





Good God... We're all gonna go to hell in a handbasket now...:|

:P:D


But it will be a fantastic trip....:D
TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

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WHAT?! How will I even recognize her, then? ;) I'm a hard core good girl, what can I say? But I'm a bad girl wanna-be sometimes! Maybe if Sartre's turning over a new leaf, I can get her to share all her old "naughty girl" knowledge with me.



I can teach you. ;):)


I think lisa will be a good new mentor :D





Good God... We're all gonna go to hell in a handbasket now...:|

:P:D


But it will be a fantastic trip....:D


I call shotgun!!!:D
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Why is this starting to feel like the sleazy thread? :D



cause there is talk about going to hell in a handbasket...gonzo has to RIDE shot gun and it is the bonfire....:D
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You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

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gonzalesna    1

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I call shotgun!!!

Well, you did teach me how to drive the 15 fwy properly. :o:D



I showed you and tried to teach you, but you gotta practice a little more. You're still too nervous about squeezing into tight places.
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Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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