snowslider 0 #26 February 27, 2007 There aren't alot of cars out there that I flat out wouldn't drive if I had to, vw cabriolet's and miata's are pretty much it. I think I would rather ride a scooter. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #27 February 27, 2007 The Miata thing is sort of a mixed point. If you have a Miata for use on the track, you're ok. If you have a Miata and don't take it to the track, you probably love the cock.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #28 February 27, 2007 Not a sports fan of any denomination here, but if I had to choose between watching hockey and figure skating, and if "watch neither" wasn't an option, then I'd go for the figure skating purely because it features hot women in skimpy outfits publicly spread-eagling themselves. Of course, I also figure that any man whose self worth is determined purely by public opinion probably doesn't deserve the card either. So what's the verdict? Do I turn it in, or what? Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #29 February 27, 2007 QuoteNot a sports fan of any denomination here, but if I had to choose between watching hockey and figure skating, and if "watch neither" wasn't an option, then I'd go for the figure skating purely because it features hot women in skimpy outfits publicly spread-eagling themselves. Actually, I'm inclined to agree with you...though I do go to one or two hockey games a year, just to drink and watch the fights, and I can't possibly imagine sitting through a live figure skating show unless the girls were naked or there was some Harding-Kerrigan style entertainment on the schedule. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FIREFLYR 0 #30 February 27, 2007 ok, here's a funny story. So I'm at my buddies bar, and I have to take a leak. There is a trough in the men's room that is big enough for two comfotrably- one corner apiece. So, as myself and another gentleman are returning the last 3 beers we had rented a "guy" walks in and says..."hey can i squeeze in there?" Myself and the other gentleman temporarily breach an ediquitte rule and temporarily make eyecontact (which I feel is forgivable concidering the circumstances) before looking over our respective shoulders at the offender, and I reply: "Your dude card is SO revoked." Don't be that guy. ~J"One flew East,and one flew West..............one flew over the cuckoo's nest" "There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #31 February 27, 2007 QuoteMiatas are fast cars, and chicks dig them. I'm not sure "drives a Miata" belongs on the list. The "new" VW Beetle is pretty much a chick car, but not the Miata. Funny, though, I was ready to bring up the "man card" issue when a few guys posted to eeneR's Grey's thread over the weekend! Admitting you care whether or not Meredith died is definitely grounds for revocation! Speaking of Celine Dion, what about Shania? I've busted at least 3 guys with Shania Twain on their iPods or with their CDs. They blamed their daughters. Yeah right! WRONG gotta disagree with you on both counts there! MIATA - it isn't even manly, to be run over by a miata. Even if a miata comes across & clips you walking, & you don't render it a total loss, turn in the CARD, BRO! As for Shania! She sings too??? If you Don't like Shania--Turn In The MAN CARD!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #32 February 27, 2007 What is a Miata??"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #33 February 27, 2007 QuoteWhat is a Miata?? It's a Like a Hot pink BARBIE Vette, only Gayer!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FIREFLYR 0 #34 February 27, 2007 The hardest part of driving a Miata is telling your parents you're gay. "This works for rollerblades, and a host of other things too, enjoy". ~J"One flew East,and one flew West..............one flew over the cuckoo's nest" "There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SeaKev 0 #35 February 27, 2007 I'm glad I don't drive a Miata. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tomleone 0 #36 February 27, 2007 All of the above... Plus: Calling AAA to change a tire Sharing an umbrella with another guy no matter how hard its raining.Take risks not to escape life, but to prevent life from escaping ~ Author Unknown (but I wish I knew) YouveGottaTryThis.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #37 February 27, 2007 QuoteDidja try replacing the bulbs? D'OH ! Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
willard 0 #38 February 27, 2007 QuoteQuoteYou own more shoes than your SO. There are certain instances in which this is acceptable. For instance, if you own two pairs and she owns one. In this case you actually get an upgraded man card for finding a really cool chick (unless, of course, her shoes are rope sandals and she doesn't shave her pits, then you still lose it). My last SO had three pairs of shoes. I had 1 pair sneakers, 2 pair work boots, 1 pair "going to Sunday Church" shoes, and 2 pair hiking shoes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #39 February 27, 2007 What is we just like Celine Deon's huge camel toe?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #40 February 27, 2007 QuoteThe Miata thing is sort of a mixed point. If you have a Miata for use on the track, you're ok. If you have a Miata and don't take it to the track, you probably love the cock. I think it has to do with the color as well. If you drive a bright yellow Miata you are so gayDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #41 February 27, 2007 Miatas are gay for a guy or a girl. What a pointless car. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #42 February 27, 2007 Quote The Miata thing is sort of a mixed point. If you have a Miata for use on the track, you're ok. If you have a Miata and don't take it to the track, you probably love the cock. WRONG dude, if you Drive a miata on or off the track, turn in the MAN CARD, either way. You are gay either way.The only diff. between on the track or off, is if you're not on the track w /it you are gay, if you take it to the track to drive, you are still gay, you're just gay with too much free time on your hands. Junk the rainbow mobile, & go home & redecorate something!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #43 February 27, 2007 Quote...some Harding-Kerrigan style entertainment on the schedule. Went to a fight and figure skating broke out, eh? My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,644 #44 February 27, 2007 Quotevw cabriolet's and miata'sThe Cabriolet is higher on Car Talk's top 5 chick cars list than even the Miata. Of course, the VW Beetle (unless you're a big/tall guy buying it because it's the only small car that fits big and tall people) is even higher Your card might be due. Of course, anyone who says "well then come take it from me" probably can keep theirs, right? Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #45 February 27, 2007 QuoteSharing an umbrella with another guy no matter how hard its raining. Edited: Agreed. I don't use an umbrella, and I'm a girl. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #46 February 28, 2007 QuoteI'm glad I don't drive a Miata. Yes, but what CDs do you have in your big manly truck? "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #47 February 28, 2007 QuoteQuoteI'm glad I don't drive a Miata. Yes, but what CDs do you have in your big manly truck? I have tango and salsa cd's in my big manly truck... Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #48 February 28, 2007 QuoteI have tango and salsa cd's in my big manly truck... Thats grounds for a hug with an ass grab!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #49 February 28, 2007 But then breathing is grounds for an ass grab from sunshine, now go make me a sammich bi-otch!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SeaKev 0 #50 February 28, 2007 Let's see...Evanescence, Kid Rock, Bon Jovi (x2), Sara Evans (x2), Zero 7, No Doubt, Warrant, Firehouse, April Wine, Alanis Morisette (x2), Rush, Black Eyed Peas, and Trick Pony. What's your point? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
