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Things that are grounds for revocation of the man card

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Not a sports fan of any denomination here, but if I had to choose between watching hockey and figure skating, and if "watch neither" wasn't an option, then I'd go for the figure skating purely because it features hot women in skimpy outfits publicly spread-eagling themselves. :)
Of course, I also figure that any man whose self worth is determined purely by public opinion probably doesn't deserve the card either.

So what's the verdict? Do I turn it in, or what? :P

Matt

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Not a sports fan of any denomination here, but if I had to choose between watching hockey and figure skating, and if "watch neither" wasn't an option, then I'd go for the figure skating purely because it features hot women in skimpy outfits publicly spread-eagling themselves. :)



Actually, I'm inclined to agree with you...though I do go to one or two hockey games a year, just to drink and watch the fights, and I can't possibly imagine sitting through a live figure skating show unless the girls were naked or there was some Harding-Kerrigan style entertainment on the schedule. :D

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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ok, here's a funny story.
So I'm at my buddies bar, and I have to take a leak. There is a trough in the men's room that is big enough for two comfotrably- one corner apiece. So, as myself and another gentleman are returning the last 3 beers we had rented a "guy" walks in and says..."hey can i squeeze in there?" Myself and the other gentleman temporarily breach an ediquitte rule and temporarily make eyecontact (which I feel is forgivable concidering the circumstances) before looking over our respective shoulders at the offender, and I reply: "Your dude card is SO revoked."
Don't be that guy.
~J;)
"One flew East,and one flew West..............one flew over the cuckoo's nest"
"There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act"

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Miatas are fast cars, and chicks dig them. I'm not sure "drives a Miata" belongs on the list. The "new" VW Beetle is pretty much a chick car, but not the Miata. Funny, though, I was ready to bring up the "man card" issue when a few guys posted to eeneR's Grey's thread over the weekend! Admitting you care whether or not Meredith died is definitely grounds for revocation! Speaking of Celine Dion, what about Shania? I've busted at least 3 guys with Shania Twain on their iPods or with their CDs. They blamed their daughters. Yeah right!:P


WRONG gotta disagree with you on both counts there! MIATA - it isn't even manly, to be run over by a miata. Even if a miata comes across & clips you walking, & you don't render it a total loss, turn in the CARD, BRO!
As for Shania! :S:S:S She sings too???:D:D:D:D:D If you Don't like Shania--Turn In The MAN CARD!B|
*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

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The hardest part of driving a Miata is telling your parents you're gay.
"This works for rollerblades, and a host of other things too, enjoy".
~J
"One flew East,and one flew West..............one flew over the cuckoo's nest"
"There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act"

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You own more shoes than your SO.



There are certain instances in which this is acceptable. For instance, if you own two pairs and she owns one. In this case you actually get an upgraded man card for finding a really cool chick (unless, of course, her shoes are rope sandals and she doesn't shave her pits, then you still lose it).



My last SO had three pairs of shoes. I had 1 pair sneakers, 2 pair work boots, 1 pair "going to Sunday Church" shoes, and 2 pair hiking shoes.

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The Miata thing is sort of a mixed point.

If you have a Miata for use on the track, you're ok.

If you have a Miata and don't take it to the track, you probably love the cock.



I think it has to do with the color as well. If you drive a bright yellow Miata you are so gay
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The Miata thing is sort of a mixed point.
If you have a Miata for use on the track, you're ok.
If you have a Miata and don't take it to the track, you probably love the cock.


WRONG dude, if you Drive a miata on or off the track, turn in the MAN CARD, either way. You are gay either way.The only diff. between on the track or off, is if you're not on the track w /it you are gay, if you take it to the track to drive, you are still gay, you're just gay with too much free time on your hands. Junk the rainbow mobile, & go home & redecorate something!:D:D:D
*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

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vw cabriolet's and miata's

The Cabriolet is higher on Car Talk's top 5 chick cars list than even the Miata. Of course, the VW Beetle (unless you're a big/tall guy buying it because it's the only small car that fits big and tall people) is even higher :ph34r:

Your card might be due. Of course, anyone who says "well then come take it from me" probably can keep theirs, right?

Wendy W.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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I'm glad I don't drive a Miata.:D



Yes, but what CDs do you have in your big manly truck? :P:D
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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