Broke 0 #1 December 13, 2007 How would someone describe your scrotum?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #2 December 13, 2007 Absent. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #3 December 13, 2007 QuoteHow would someone describe your scrotum? Fuzzy and wrinklySome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #4 December 13, 2007 Like a big white raisinI got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #5 December 13, 2007 NFSW http://scrotumsong.ytmnd.comStupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #6 December 13, 2007 large, black, pendulous. no wait, that wasn't it. smooth and adorned. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #7 December 13, 2007 Quotelarge, black, pendulous. no wait, that wasn't it. smooth and adorned. I think your sig line says it allDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #8 December 13, 2007 Do you have something you need to tell us? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #9 December 13, 2007 Quote Do you have something you need to tell us? Jay-sus...we already have to put up with men and their big trucks and pasta-rockets that suffer penis-envy. WTH, men carrying big backpacks have scrotum-envy? Get over it and love yourselves! Some woman somewhere is bound to get drunk enough not to notice. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #10 December 13, 2007 shouldnt that belong to the womans forum!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #11 December 13, 2007 Do you realize this thread is right above the "I just got sacked" thread? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #12 December 13, 2007 I'm trying to figure out why you quoted me in your response. Are you trying to say that I'm accusing him of having scrotum envy? Because all I meant by that was that he apparently really enjoys scrotum. Interesting that you would jump right to the "scrotum envy" response, though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobie331 0 #13 December 13, 2007 Quote smooth and adorned. Evidently it has healed, ah? It's a gift, I don't try to explain it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #14 December 13, 2007 yes it has. the scrotum is very vascular, so it heals quite quickly. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #15 December 13, 2007 Quoteyes it has. the scrotum is very vascular, so it heals quite quickly. this guy hopes so http://www.nbc17.com/midatlantic/ncn/news.apx.-content-articles-NCN-2007-12-12-0027.htmlLife is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobie331 0 #16 December 13, 2007 Quote yes it has. the scrotum is very vascular, so it heals quite quickly. Of course the next question is, "did you learn anything?" It's a gift, I don't try to explain it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #17 December 13, 2007 i learned that i was right about the outcome of such an experiment. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #18 December 13, 2007 Quote I'm trying to figure out why you quoted me in your response. Are you trying to say that I'm accusing him of having scrotum envy? Because all I meant by that was that he apparently really enjoys scrotum. Interesting that you would jump right to the "scrotum envy" response, though. It was an opportunity to use the oft-associated-with-women 'nobody is ugly in the dark' back-handed insult. No opportunity gone to waste, that's what I say...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #19 December 13, 2007 Like thisTing-a-ling, God damn, find a woman if you can. If you can't find a woman, find a clean old man. If you're ever in Gibraltar, take a flying fuck at Walter. Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low? Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a Continental soldier? Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low? Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow? Do they make a lusty clamor when you hit them with a hammer? Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low? Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you bounce 'em off the wall like an Indian rubber ball? Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low? Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow? Do they have a hollow sound when you drag 'em on the ground? Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low? Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow? Do they have a mellow tingle when you hit 'em with a shingle? Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low? Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow? Do they have a salty taste when you wrap 'em 'round your waist? Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low? Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow? Do they chime like a gong when you pull upon your dong? Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low? Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
